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wish granted but he'll die of a heart attack soon after arriving

i wish to have a sheep
 
granted,but he hates you and wants nothing to do with you.

I wish my hair was soft and shiny
 
wish granted but it'll have to be completely shaved off 3hrs after

i wish to BE a sheep
 
Granted, enjoy floating through the empty nothing of space once the solar system dies

I wish I never had to sleep~
 
Granted, but you can only fly straight up in a line.

I wish I could stay home today and still get paid
 
granted but you're fired the next day

I wish I didn't have to do my homework
 
Wish granted, but you will get 100x the school work.

I wish for Trump to die at 12:00 AM on December 25.
 
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Granted but you'll be haunted by his ghost AND HE WILL NEVER LEAVE OR STOP TALKING

I wish It would snow right now~
 
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Granted, but you get snowed in and have to live off of expired milk and some questionable meat from the back of your fridge.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
 
Granted, but you gain an accute case of ADD and it gets worse every time you think about sleep.

I wish for something to wish for.
 
Granted, but everything you wish for will explode into confetti after 24 hours.

I wish that I didn't have to work.
 
granted but you starve to death in the first week

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat
 
Granted, but you'll only ever want to eat salads.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pizza.
 
Granted but it's covered in your least favorite topping, none removable, and nothing can be added.

I wish my phone was charged.
 
Granted, but everyone's name will change to "No One".
 
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