Corrupt The Wish Above

[Haydenv019]

No wish? I'll make one then!

I wish I had an indestructible vault that was filled with money.

 

[Swenivar]

You can't escape the corruption!
Granted, but it's all pennies!

I wish I had Splatoon!

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it's the Japanese version.

I wish I had something tasty to eat!

 

[Haydenv019]

Lol how is the Japanese version bad, Splatoon is Splatoon

Granted, but it was cow poop you were eating (lo lo lol I couldn't come up with anything else)

I wish I had infinite 100$ bills.

 

[timecapsule]

granted, but you can only spend them at five below :^)

i wish i had alllll the amiibos : O

 

[Quackerz]

granted but they'll all broken & useable

I wish that Jake Paul was never born

 

[50m4ra]

Granted but you've never been born because wishing someone out is rooooooooooooo?ooo?ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

World peace

 

[Psydye]

Lol how is the Japanese version bad, Splatoon is Splatoon

Because you wouldn't be able to read the text(unless you know Japanese?)

Anyways, no wish above to corrupt so I'll make one: I wish the delicious food I ate was empty calories.

 

[SpookyMemes]

Granted, except the food, isn't actually food. It's processed trash

I wish that I could have infinite dollars

 

[Aquari]

Granted but they're all counterfeit and you cant use them

I wish I had more time

 

[Bcat]

granted but but you get stuck in a time loop and go insane

I wish my anxiety would go away

 

[tifachu]

Your anxiety goes away but youre left with debilitating depression

i wish i had more motivation to ... do stuff

 

[amai]

you do, but you do so much stuff that you overwork yourself
i wish i had enough money to get by

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but it causes hyperinflation. HOW COULD YOU?!

I wish I could make a non-corrupted wish.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted, but everything else in your life gets corrupted

I wish I had more time

 

[Haydenv019]

Granted, but you only get second more of lifetime.

I wish I could finally move out of this place I call home

 

[Psydye]

Granted but you move somewhere worse.

I wish I had Metroid: Return of Samus.

 

[ackawai]

Granted buts it all glitchy and awful to play.

I wish I had lots of moneys.

 

[PunchyTheCat]

Granted, but they're all fake.

I wish I had a cat

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but when it dies in exactly two weeks, you will grieve every day over your cat's death for the rest of your life.

I wish I went back in time to the 70s just to meet Steve Perry in person!