Corrupt The Wish Above

[honeyaura]

Granted, but you have to give it to your worst enemy

I wish for some green tea

 

[StrayBluet]

Ok but it's green from how old, moldy, and gross it is.

I wish to own and rule the moon!

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but then you find out I'm the Moon Queen and I take it back <3

I wish it wasn't so hot lol

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but a coalition of every world government (except Switzerland) forms to destroy you. The entire Moon is nuked and then invaded. You lose all power and this coalition becomes a country spanning the entire planet. Eventually, this becomes a dystopia and nothing can possibly overthrow it.

I wish to own and rule the galaxy.

 

[dragonboy]

granted but no one obeys u
i wish that everyone loved maths

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Granted, but they fail at math

I wish Let’s Go Pikachu/Eevee comes out in October.

 

[sigh]

granted, but your switch breaks the day of their early release

i wish i had financial stability

 

[Sergi]

granted, but all other aspects of your life become unstable.

I wish I could skip grad school and just start my career.

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Granted. Your career has began, but an unqualified and unfit person also begins this career, and you’ll have to deal with it.

I wish I had telescopic eyes.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but you need surgery

I wish I had all the sims 4 dlc

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but the DLC ends up being boring.


I wish I liked bacon.

 

[koopasta]

Granted, but the only food you can digest from now on is bacon.

I wish vegan food actually tasted like food.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but the same as the one you granted for spike

I wish my dogs breath didn’t smell like pond scum

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Granted, it smells like a toxic waste dump.

I wish I can rule the world.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but spongebob will stop you

I wish I had more robux

 

[Sergi]

Granted, but suddenly roblox gets shut down.

I wish I had the best singing voice on earth that everyone loved.

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Granted, it sounds like Cartman’s from South Park.

I wish Donald Trump had a Nintendo Switch.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but his secretary accidentally breaks it before he can play, so close call.

I wish there was an end to world hunger

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but everyone can only eat baluk

I wish dcs in acnl never happened

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but Tiffany doesn't know what it means so nothing bad happens after all!

I wish there were no more construction on our building rn