"You're never gonna get it off pawing at it, dummy... Come in the bathroom, I'll help you clean it up..." I say, putting my broken glasses safely away in my pocket.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, I TOLD YOU I AM NO GOOD WITH GIIIIRLY STUFF, THEN I GOT DRUNK, THEN YOU STARTED BEING MEAN AND MADE ME P*SS MYSELF, NOW YOU ARE ALL BEING BIG BULLYS!" I say, stomping my foot.