Additional issues are its IP; many swear by it and will throw their wallets at it without a second thought. Personally, I don't understand this. I generally don't 'buy a Mario game' because 'it's a Mario game'-- but a large number of Nintendo fans will, and this is where the laziness sources from. I will buy a Mario game if it legitimately looks like a new game with fresh content and design.
It would be nice to see them actually do something new; but they don't go out of their way to try or develop hardware that is suitable for software development (see my earlier post). If their audience will automatically buy anything with a logo on it, why bother make improvements? Every time a console comes out, your titles are:
- (New!) Mario Bros
This is the same as the last Mario Bros. game, but will have a new title for marketing pizzazz such as 'Mario Twinkle Park' or 'Mario Sky Magic'. It will be the exact same as previous releases, only will feature a new item gimmick and slightly less polygonal graphics. Has a $60 USD price tag.
- Zelda & the _____
Link; but this time he has a new tunic color. A new catastrophe has happened which was different than the previous 6 catastrophes and Zelda needs you to solve a myriad of linear puzzles in claustrophobic, camera-glitching rooms. In this version, Epona's dash has been upgraded to four carrots instead of three. AAA. $60 USD price tag.
- Mario Kart 973-S Edition
This is the 973rd reincarnation of Rainbow Road, but it still has no railings on the side of the track and nearly causes epileptic seizures, so your friends won't play with you. They finally added Banjo-Kazooie or possibly Candy Kong as DLC from the eShop. $60 USD price tag + $10 for Candy Kong.
- That one game they say is coming, but never does.
You heard the rumors; Nintendo is spreading the hype. It would be the greatest Nintendo game ever; the best graphics, new worlds to explore, great soundtrack. We've been waiting. It's still in development. They stopped doing updates. What year is it, I've lost track.
- Skyrim/Batman/Non-IP draw in.
I can't wait for this to release so that I can play it! Oh. I did. Six years ago on the Playstation 3. I already own it, but I can't wait to buy it all over again at full price tag because... reasons.
- Olympic Games / $5 Indie Motion-Controller Bowling.
There's something magical about watching Luigi and Shadow the Hedgehog twirl around majestically during the ice skating competition or watching Bowser pole vault through Rio was on my bucket list. I'm not sure about you guys. I'm also not sure I've ever heard anyone ever utter, "Nice! Wii Sports!" in my life so far.
Please tell me if I missed a roast; Animal Crossing, Star Fox, and Pokemon are the only thing keeping these guys afloat right now. (Splatoon?)