Explain simple things.

[Clavis]

Because all the dinosaurs exploded after a giant fireball hit the earth, and things grew from little things that grew from even littler things in the ocean that grew from tiny little things in the water. #10/10explanation

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Why does piano music evoque emotion in human beings ?

 

[mintellect]

Cuz it's beautiful ;-;

Explain Animal Crossing.

 

[Rasha]

FURRIES

why am I sooo gorgeous? *0*

 

[pokedude729]

Because That's the way God made you

Explain Stephen Universe

 

[Rasha]

weird ass ****

why is Bob so amazing?

 

[Mekan1]

Cuz he didn't get dunked on!

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woops, forgot to do a simple question.
Tell me why zac looks so dang cool

 

[Clavis]

Because he was Made for it, litterally.

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Why is it raining men, haleluja ? (Yes i have weird musical taste sorry forgive me)

 

[Rasha]

Because he was Made for it, litterally.

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Why is it raining men, haleluja ? (Yes i have weird musical taste sorry forgive me)

WHERE????? I DON'T SEE ANY U LIAR!!!

why do we pee?

 

[Arcticfox5]

To avoid exploding.

Why is the Earth round? (or is it?)

 

[Rasha]

it's not but who cares earth is boring and lame

why is it SO silent in here?

 

[Arcticfox5]

Hey! Earth is amazing! c:

It's so silent because the ninjas are getting stealthier and stealthier...

Why do humans cut their hair?

 

[xiaonu]

to keep it out of their face because hair is heavy and creates warmth, which produces sweat

Why does fat jiggle?

 

[Arcticfox5]

to keep it out of their face because hair is heavy and creates warmth, which produces sweat

Why does fat jiggle?

Because jiggle physics.

Why do babies cry?

 

[Rasha]

they're asking for a spanking

why are foxes so awesome?

 

[inkling]

bc they look cute like dogs and babies so humans want to take care of them.

what makes something beautiful?

 

[Rasha]

nothing, everything is ugly except for yours truly~

why is pokedude729 lurking in here?

 

[pokedude729]

Because I have no Life?

Why is R-Cookies always here?

 

[Jacob]

bc hes awsome

why do roses smell good?

 

[Rasha]

because I dominate this site

why is pikachu so cute?

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bc hes awsome

why do roses smell good?

eeewww roses

y r u a ninja?

 

[pokedude729]

because he just is.

Why does R-Cookies hate Arceus?