Face reveal

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Alright guys, I'm finally gonna do a face reveal. Are you ready? Gulp… Here goes…

Spoiler: Please don't call me ugly. I have feelings too.

That's right. I'm a Goomba. I'm kind of ashamed to be one considering the notoriety of my species, so I posed as a human. Somehow… I feel like a weight as heavy as twenty Thwomps has been lifted off my chest…​

 

[KingofHearts]

Aww I was hoping you were a cat goomba. :c

 

[dedenne]

perfect!

 

[~Unicorn~]

how do goombas type with toeless feet?

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Same reason we can hold baseball bats and such. We have invisible arms and hands.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Aww I was hoping you were a cat goomba. :c

I tried that once, not doing it again. I am not about that furry life. I burnt my Super Bells with a Fire Flower after the Cat Craze of 2013. However, I did like the fact that I could gain easy money through turning into a gold statue. The only reason I still have my Tanooki Suits is that they don't make em the same way anymore, you have to get a special blue leaf that only then let's you do it. This is why I love Sky Land, folks. Free Tanooki Suits that aren't monopolized and actually require you to PUT ON THE SUIT instead of accidentally touching a leaf.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

perfect!

Thanks, Dedenne. Goombas are a severely underrated enemy. (No, I'm not biased.) The only time we got a chance to shine was in one sports game, and on April 2nd, AKA: Goomba Appreciation Day. Let us all salute to my fallen kin…