Grab the nearest book...

[Smugleaf]

"Luxurious ingredients come together for an entirely new sensation in moisturizing body wash."

An ad for some body wash in Better Homes and Gardens March 2010 issue.
lolrandom

 

[Colour Bandit]

Sentence started on last page:
"There was music playing in the background: bland American rock by the sort of group who named themselves after where they came from- Boston, Chicago, something like that."
Doctor Who: Forever Autumn- Mark Morris

 

[Jas0n]

I has no books with 111 pages XD

 

[Hiro]

fftopic: Are you from sweden?

Ja.

 

[Lisathegreat!]

Mistmatch - Lensey Namioka.

 

[shazziiee]

"Did you ever consider that you could just step aside? Let the best Were win?"

True Blood, From Dead to Worse

 

[Colour Bandit]

"Did you ever consider that you could just step aside? Let the best Were win?"

True Blood, From Dead to Worse

What about that Maths book?

"When she was a child back in Scotland, they'd sometimes had blackouts that lasted for hours- technology briefly beaten back by snow, or floods, or just by a car hitting a pylon."- Doctor Who: The Forgotten Army, by Brian Minchin*.

*Or Minichin as I now call him!

 

[shazziiee]

"Did you ever consider that you could just step aside? Let the best Were win?"

True Blood, From Dead to Worse

What about that Maths book?

"When she was a child back in Scotland, they'd sometimes had blackouts that lasted for hours- technology briefly beaten back by snow, or floods, or just by a car hitting a pylon."- Doctor Who: The Forgotten Army, by Brian Minchin*.

*Or Minichin as I now call him!

Hehehe! oh yes! My math book!

"The builder needs to know how many bricks there are in each pack."

And also my rice krispies notebook -

"page 111" <----- as i wrote it on it earlier! =D

 

[Carlist Fern]

Until I know her carnally, she is servant rather than concubine, and need not inevitably remain or pass on with my harem as a royal possession to go to my successor.

-God Knows by Joseph Heller

It's not what it seems like.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

"After a couple of adult beverages, Mortimer follows the lovers into the hallway where they are still groping each other like teenagers on prom night."

The Sims Makin' Magic Guidebook
This book. XD;;;;

 

[Shinykiro]

"Great Nananne used to say there was no time for black magic in this world.

Merrick by Anne Rice

 

[PoxyLemon]

'Makes Skin feel deeply moisturised'

AVON brochure (it was literally right next to me)

 

[Nixie]

Estimate first... ._.

Maths text book... I have tons of books near me... :/

 

[Jeremy]

Conscience asks him, "Did you kill these people as an act of self-defense?

 

[Tyler.]

"Far below, swathed in mist, was the shadow of a small town."

-Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

 

[Lisathegreat!]

"Groggy from his deep sleep, Andy managed to sit up."

Lol.

Mismatch - Lensey Namioka

 

[Nixie]

This is actually from my closest book... but I couldn't post it at first cause it took me a while to type it... XD

美羊羊急忙拿起电话，准备打给懒羊羊，可这时她却听到了灰太狼的声音。;D

 

[Numner]

"I suppose he thought we had come to the hotel that he had mentioned, for he got out without another word, and followed me down to the garden. >quotation didn't end there<

Sherlock
Holmes
The Complete Novels and Stories

<3 Sherlock Holmes

 

[Sporge27]

"Harsk glanced upward as he noticed something wet spatter across the top of his head."

wow... that was from the pathfinder core rulebook... on one of the picture page but it sounds nasty... it is just a giant poisonous cobra attacking though

 

[Colour Bandit]

They each had centuries' worth of familiarity with the battlefield, and knew all the ancient passages and secret paths.
Chapter: Interlude: The Last of Gallifrey.
Book: Doctor Who: The Gallifrey Chronicles
Author: Lance Parkin

I love this book! It's the last novel in the 8th Doctor series, so after this one they started writing the 9th Doctor novels.