Propaganda Man
Senior Member
This is Minoranza reporting from good old America! (Meaning the whole damn thing) For decades we have been hurt by the Europeans, they have put wars on us, made us eat healthy, made us think they do anything. Yet, no one seems to care...that is...but me...
EUROPE IS TO BLAME FOR AMERICA HURTING!!!
I will edit this frequently on how they messed things up for us.
(A joke)
1. How Belgium screwed up:
I just had to start with these...people...They are the almighty titans who invented the totally awesome AMERICAN FRIES. The only problem is that they granted the french credit...and forgot to blame the Irish...observe...
If it weren't for the Spanish killing the Aztecs and Incas (whatever was left of them that is...after their civil war >: D) and there they found the potato. They then gave it to everyone back in Europe (this is when Belgium invented AMERICAN FRIES). They sissy Belgiumese then named AMERICAN FRIES after the French who do nothing...the only war they one was beating themselves up...and that took years >.> Anyways, the Irish then gobbled them all up and starved from being short on potatoes. So instead of being Irish and fighting it out by mooning the French they moved to U.S.A. and started gangs and built the useless transcontinental railroad.
THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST THE AMERICANS AND INCAS!!!!!!!!! FRENCH IS TO BLAME FOR BEING FRENCH AND NOT WINNING ANY WARS AND THE IRISH FOR NOT BEING IRISHSH...SH! PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY AMERICANS AND CHANGE THE NAME TO AMERICAN FRIES!!!!!!!!!
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EUROPE IS TO BLAME FOR AMERICA HURTING!!!
I will edit this frequently on how they messed things up for us.
(A joke)
1. How Belgium screwed up:
I just had to start with these...people...They are the almighty titans who invented the totally awesome AMERICAN FRIES. The only problem is that they granted the french credit...and forgot to blame the Irish...observe...
If it weren't for the Spanish killing the Aztecs and Incas (whatever was left of them that is...after their civil war >: D) and there they found the potato. They then gave it to everyone back in Europe (this is when Belgium invented AMERICAN FRIES). They sissy Belgiumese then named AMERICAN FRIES after the French who do nothing...the only war they one was beating themselves up...and that took years >.> Anyways, the Irish then gobbled them all up and starved from being short on potatoes. So instead of being Irish and fighting it out by mooning the French they moved to U.S.A. and started gangs and built the useless transcontinental railroad.
THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST THE AMERICANS AND INCAS!!!!!!!!! FRENCH IS TO BLAME FOR BEING FRENCH AND NOT WINNING ANY WARS AND THE IRISH FOR NOT BEING IRISHSH...SH! PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY AMERICANS AND CHANGE THE NAME TO AMERICAN FRIES!!!!!!!!!
:yes:
More later
