how to cut?

[abc123wee]

I mean the slices usually are about an inch lxw, if not just slightly larger lol

not like you're cutting it into squares with the same general surface area of triangle slices (I mean unless maybe if it's a super large pizza for reasons stated above)

I'm not sure what you mean? I could be understanding you wrong, but if you're saying that triangle pieces can be cut smaller, I beg to differ. Square pieces are usually almost always smaller. Also, if the pizza is a circle, some square slices would be half the size of others.

I'm getting way to into this, lol

 

[visibleghost]

I'm not sure what you mean? I could be understanding you wrong, but if you're saying that triangle pieces can be cut smaller, I beg to differ. Square pieces are usually almost always smaller. Also, if the pizza is a circle, some square slices would be half the size of others.

I'm getting way to into this, lol

i propose a new, cool way to cut pizza into triangles

 

[Snowesque]

visibleghost
Ah yes, a pizza summoning circle to summon the pizza gods.

 

[Akira-chan]

People who eat uncut have BDE and scare me.


But yes im a normal person i eat it in a triangle

 

[LambdaDelta]

i propose a new, cool way to cut pizza into triangles

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I'll see your pizza, and raise you

 

[abc123wee]

I'll see your pizza, and raise you

You were to busy being occupied with whether or not you COULD...

...that you didn't stop to think if you SHOULD.

 

[Romaki]

Triangle, of course! Can't really eat crustless pieces unless you're using cutlery as well.

 

[MapleSilver]

Triangle, of course! Can't really eat crustless pieces unless you're using cutlery as well.

Crustless pieces are quite easy to eat. You just have to hold them differently.

 

[LambdaDelta]

I mean idk what sort of pizza you can just hold by the crust and not have it fall over completely

just get your hands greasy with the cheese and toppings and clean up afterwards

(really though, just hold from the sides+bottom. like eating a brownie)

 

[Ghostkid]

i dont cut my pizza by the time its out of the oven ready to eat it and just pick it up by the bottom and chow down

 

[duckyducky]

Squares are more fun

 

[Midoriya]

I only eat triangles.

 

[MapleSilver]

I only eat triangles.

I love how this quote sounds out of context.

 

[Midoriya]

I love how this quote sounds out of context.

LMAO, yeah. I didn’t realize how funny it sounded out of context when I posted it.

 

[LambdaDelta]

just remembered another benefit or square cutting

just look at how much pizza you can reliably fit on a plate

so it not only gives you the illusion of eating more, due to smaller slices, but also let's you grab more first go, due to being easier to arrange on a plate with minimal to no empty spots. even knocking out a few slices from the example above still has way more than the triangle slices plate does

 

[visibleghost]

I'll see your pizza, and raise you

hmm... all of them aren't even triangular.

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just remembered another benefit or square cutting

just look at how much pizza you can reliably fit on a plate

so it not only gives you the illusion of eating more, due to smaller slices, but also let's you grab more first go, due to being easier to arrange on a plate with minimal to no empty spots. even knocking out a few slices from the example above still has way more than the triangle slices plate does

just stack them

 

[Parasite]

notice how the diagram shows 3 slices on the plate when there's only 2 slices missing from the pizza.
it's fake guys. flat earth doesn't exist.

 

[LambdaDelta]

just stack them

that makes them all soggy and gross

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hmm... all of them aren't even triangular.

triangles are for squares

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

The only way to eat pizza is to cut a triangle right in the middle of the circle

 

[Candyland791]

I have never seen a person who cut their pizza in squares or any other form of sclices than the triangle one lol
It would be pretty funny to know someone who actually does that, though xD