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Fabioisonfire

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What I am about to say is going to sound nothing like me. Nothing.

But, here it is: I actually am reading a good book. I love it. 'The Last Domino', by Adam Meyer. It's about a troubled kid who commits this horrible school shooting, all fiction. But it's all absolutely amazing. The way it's written is just.. wow. It goes by '# days to go', meaning, that many amount of hours until Travis Ellroy kills his parents, and then goes into his school armed with a gun. Here is some of it (From da back of da book.):

"You're holding it wrong," Daniel said, readjusting the gun so that is was flush against my palm. "All you do is look down the sight and get this little bump on the tip of the gun to line up between these bumps in back." I stared down the barrel, trying to arrange the three little nubs one in front of the other, but they kept jumping around. My forearm was sore from the weight of the gun and the blood throbbed in my ears. I tried to focus on a root beer can, but it seemed a million miles away. You can do it Trav-oh. Come on, come on. The trigger was like an icicle against my finger. I don't need to do this, I told myself, but I glanced over at Daniel and knew that I did. I thought again of going out in the woods with Richie and my father, wishing I was one with the rifle. Wham, bam, just go. Just do it. Fine, I thought, just once, and brought my finger against the trigger ever so slightly, and then a little more. BOOM! It was as thought two lions had stood on either side of me and roared as one while a kung fu expert jump-kicked my arms. Adrenaline swirled in my veins and the ringing in my ears went on and on. Daniel said something, but I couldn't hear at first. "What?" I shouted. "I said, you looked like a natural."
 
Eh, it doesn't sound like my kind of book.


Hmm...Daniel, maybe this was a true story written about............................
 
Hrmmm... sounds like a diffrent kind of book...

Heh I'm sure my teacher would love it if I did a book report on it. :rolleyes:
 
Fabio said:
Believe it or not...

My teacher suggested this book to me.
My ELA teacher I had last year would freak out if I even mentioned that book... she said stuff like "If you say anything about drugs, suicide, murders, or someone going into school and shooting people, in your story/report/when talking I will send you to the office and get you suspended"
XD
 
Fabio said:
You don't like violence? *Smacks* What's the matter with you, boy?
Ow my face, well I don't mind violence. But books centered around blood and violence aren't the kind of books I prefer. I don't really know what kind of books I prefer though


:p just good ones and books from series that I like or of movies and stuff like that.
 
That doesn't really bother me. As long as you realize it's fiction, not reality, you're Ok. Ever read "The Clan of The Cave Bear"?
 
Fabio said:
No, I tend to... not read. At all.
Really smart. :\

It's appalling that you consider reading to be such a bad thing. Honestly.

Literature > Almost everything
 
Dude, reading sucks. I mean, it just does. I get great grades, my GPA is like 3.85 right now, but still. How can you LIKE to read? THAT'S appalling.
 
Bulerias said:
Fabio said:
No, I tend to... not read. At all.
Really smart. :\

It's appalling that you consider reading to be such a bad thing. Honestly.

Literature > Almost everything
*STORMCOMMANDERdisagrees... a lot
 
Fabio said:
STORMCOMMANDER said:
Bulerias said:
Fabio said:
No, I tend to... not read. At all.
Really smart. :\

It's appalling that you consider reading to be such a bad thing. Honestly.

Literature > Almost everything
*STORMCOMMANDER disagrees... a lot
*Hugs Storm* Yay for illiteracy!
I can read :gyroidmad:

I just don't :gyroidveryhappy: unless I'm forced
 
STORMCOMMANDER said:
Fabio said:
STORMCOMMANDER said:
Bulerias said:
Fabio said:
No, I tend to... not read. At all.
Really smart. :\

It's appalling that you consider reading to be such a bad thing. Honestly.

Literature > Almost everything
*STORMCOMMANDER disagrees... a lot
*Hugs Storm* Yay for illiteracy!
I can read :gyroidmad:

I just don't :gyroidveryhappy: unless I'm forced
Thats a shame...


:unsure:

I like to read...not too much in my free time, I mean I do other things. But I definately find reading to be relaxing and interesting. It's always good to pick up a book from time to time...
 
Wow....

Reading is what makes this world. I mean you read everyday and you don't know it... Your reading this post right?

Anyway if your talking about books, shame on you. Books FTW, as long as they at least interest you. (The genre I mean.)
 
You guys just amaze me. I am this close to calling you idiots. >_>

If not for literature we'd still be cavemen. How can you not respect the classics? Conan Doyle, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Pushkin, the list goes ON AND ON AND ON.

I am disgusted with you.
 
Bulerias said:
You guys just amaze me. I am this close to calling you idiots. >_>

If not for literature we'd still be cavemen. How can you not respect the classics? Conan Doyle, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Pushkin, the list goes ON AND ON AND ON.

I am disgusted with you.
i aint no gettin whets u al up in stuf bout
 
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