If You Were a Stripper/Burlesque Dancer What Would Your Name Be?

[KaydeeKrunk]

Because not everyone aspires to be a super hero let's see what some creative names for your sultry alter-ego's would be! This isn't just for women, we all know men can gyrate their way into our hearts much like Magic Mike did!

If I were a stripper or burlesque performer my name would be Kitty LeVicious and I have known this for a really long time. My mom had a super Russian co-worker whose name was Lev LeVicious and I told him I wanted to marry his son just for the last name because it's amazing, and Kitty because, well my name is Kaydee, and I like cats so it just works really well. Stripping still seems like a good profession, I mean, good exercise, virtually free money because men ogle me constantly anyways, I might as well get money for it right? And it's like really good for self confidence!

 

[Heyden]

Booty La Queena

 

[Hermione Granger]

If I were a stripper I'd be Chicle LePop

 

[Isabella]

idk, can someone come up with a stripper name for me pls L0L

 

[seliph]

mine would just be my name cuz i got nothing to hide

 

[Mariah]

Because not everyone aspires to be a super hero let's see what some creative names for your sultry alter-ego's would be! This isn't just for women, we all know men can gyrate their way into our hearts much like Magic Mike did!

If I were a stripper or burlesque performer my name would be Kitty LeVicious and I have known this for a really long time. My mom had a super Russian co-worker whose name was Lev LeVicious and I told him I wanted to marry his son just for the last name because it's amazing, and Kitty because, well my name is Kaydee, and I like cats so it just works really well. Stripping still seems like a good profession, I mean, good exercise, virtually free money because men ogle me constantly anyways, I might as well get money for it right? And it's like really good for self confidence!

You've obviously put a lot of thought into this. I think you should go for it.

 

[mogyay]

idk, can someone come up with a stripper name for me pls L0L

there's generators like this one (i'm lacking in creativity for stripper names at this time )

mines is apparently sugar shimmerjugs

i can deal with it

 

[Isabella]

there's generators like thisone

mines is apparently sugar shimmerjugs

i can deal with it

Sugar Leatherhorn
LOLLL WHAT

 

[That Zephyr Guy]

Mine would be Jugs.


And nothing else.

 

[Javocado]

the javulator ;-)

 

[Katattacc]

When I was younger I would make my screen name for everything Silky Kitten or Silky Kitty. Not because I was a hoe, I just liked cats and the adjective silky.. but now I know better... would make for a good stage name tho lol.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

You've obviously put a lot of thought into this. I think you should go for it.

There isn't a huge market for fat strippers and burlesque dancers.

 

[xX.Big.Bang.Xx]

BANG BANG would be name =)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

#ChestyGlitzrock

 

[Alienfish]

Moko Lisa. It's got a cool ring.. and somewhat edgy because this picture lol.

 

[Shimmer]

I have been tempted to actually go for this perfession. I know that sounds bad but I pretty much agree with you, Kitty. Might as well get money for the body you were blessed with.

I don't know what my name would be though.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Something uncreative like...
Maple-licious.
idk that's the first thing that popped into my head.
of course it's uncreative rip

 

[tsantsa]

the javulator ;-)

ejavulator

 

[Hyoshido]

the javulator ;-)

How much for a quick lap dance, boss?

 

[cIementine]

i'd be Crispy GlamRack