King of the hill

[MorphiGalaxi]

I realize I'm going crazy and decide to sleep at the bottom of the hill. Help me, o great king xD

 

[Haydenv019]

You still haven't removed my barrier! Get deflected.

Still the king of the hill -.-

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

"Get good, get LMAObox," you repeatedly chant in your head. All of a sudden, a blinding light flashes, as you, and the barrier have been smited by Gabe Newell himself. All that remains of your camp is a single Golden Frying Pan, which is instantly picked up by some Gibus Scout. I am the king.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I leave since I'm done with this hill, make my own hill where Callie and Marie have another concert for me.

 

[Haydenv019]

Since I never created a Steam account, Gabe has no power over me.

I drink a Bonk atomic drink and while you try to fire crit rockets and air blast me, I take you with me off the hill and your followers follow you.
I then grab your direct hit and pick your guys off one by one.

MLG GET REKT I'm the king of the hill now.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Still chilling on my own hill, randomly VMing or PMing a bunch of people and annoying them. Then I cry since I feel bad. Start reading manga. I eat donuts. Then...fall asleep

 

[Haydenv019]

Still the king of the hill. Come at me thomas lol

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I wake up after having nightmares of Heydenv eating my donuts. I fall back asleep.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

i throw hayden off the hill

now i'm king of the hill

- - - Post Merge - - -

crap i can't spell

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I wake up again, and go for a walk with my pet squid.

Queen of my own hill

 

[Haydenv019]

The headless horseman comes for your soul. You run off the hill in fright.

I'm the spooky king of the hill now.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I turn into a bat and bite you, you get scared of the blood and roll off the hill..

I'm spooky queen of the hill now

 

[Haydenv019]

Did I forget to tell you I'm a inkling? Inklings don't bleed.
I brought a truckload of garlic and dumped it on you.
You burned in tears with all that garlic.

Im the king of the hill now

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I throw some of said garlic on Pearl and Callie and scare them off cause they're vampires
As for Marie and Marina... well they're just rly cute so I gently push them away

I'm king of the hill now

 

[Haydenv019]

How dare u scare Callie away?!?
I cast a spell on Callie so she is immune to Garlic, I then come back up the hill and throw a pie at your face.
You stumble off the hill because you cant get it off your face. I then look for Marie and Marina to come back.
With the trio (Pearl is left alone rip)

I'm the king of the hill now

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I turn into a ghost and scare you away for the time being.

I'm ghostly queen of the hill!

 

[Haydenv019]

A ghost...
I call upon Sam and dean to eradicate you. Meanwhile, I take back the throne

I'm the king of the hill now

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I befriend Professor E Gad who turns you into a ghost and gets Luigi to suck you up into the vacuum

I'm the ghastly queen of the hill

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

A Goomba startles Luigi and he tumbles into the lava moat, while E. Gadd dies of old age. A skeleton SSS (Spooky scary skeletons) dances you, giving you a heart attack. I am the king.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I am revived by my fairy bottle, I then procced to use my super-awesome powers an warp you to another dimension

I'm the spooky queen of the hill