Let's NOT Learn Anything At All!

If you put a cow through the dryer for a full-cycle, it will produce milkshakes for three weeks afterward.
 
If you sneeze three times on a turtle you will switch souls with it at once. ( I learned the hard way.)
 
we're all actually in one big dream simulators together none of this is real our actual bodies are in pods sleeping it's only when you die in the dream you wake up,

ever had those moments where you thought you heard someone calling your name?, it was someone,someone who has already been freed from the dream and they're trying to wake you up
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there is giant monster that is slowly coming towards the earth, the monster is however invisible expect for it's one single eye what's that eye you ask? why the sun of course, as the years pass by it gets closer and closer, but slowly however eventually the monster will reach the earth and show it's true form, it will then sallow up our planet into it's molten lava like core of a stomach​
 
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I am actually the anime girl from mememe and married Henrik Lundqvist from the New York Rangers.
 
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Nebudelic said:
we're all actually in one big dream simulators together none of this is real our actual bodies are in pods sleeping it's only when you die in the dream you wake up,

ever had those moments where you thought you heard someone calling your name?, it was someone,someone who has already been freed from the dream and they're trying to wake you up
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there is giant monster that is slowly coming towards the earth, the monster is however invisible expect for it's one single eye what's that eye you ask? why the sun of course, as the years pass by it gets closer and closer, but slowly however eventually the monster will reach the earth and show it's true form, it will then sallow up our planet into it's molten lava like core of a stomach​
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Uhm, who do you think you are spreading this filth? We are all Sims in one large Simverse. Like when you go into a room and forget why you went there, they canceled the action from your queue. DURR. Everyone knows that!
 
KaydeeKrunk said:
Uhm, who do you think you are spreading this filth? We are all Sims in one large Simverse. Like when you go into a room and forget why you went there, they canceled the action from your queue. DURR. Everyone knows that!
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umu I am truly sorry please find it in your heart to forgive me and my foolishness
 
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In reality, I am a mandrill. Typing on this keyboard is possible, since similar to humans I am also a primate and have move-able thumbs!
 
I am actually just an eagle that's why I often have grammatical errors. Easily explainable when you see I just have talons...so I mean, be nice.
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wow guys that is awesome, in reality I'm actually a tarantula uwu

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actual picture of me

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Yuelia said:
I am actually the anime girl from mememe and married Henrik Lundqvist from the New York Rangers.
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This made me laugh since I'm a Swede myself xD

Anyways, exposing turts to vodka and get them drunk will make them poop everywhere and they will start winning poker games.
 
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