Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Puffy]

(yes good take all of these mental illnesses away from me. give me straw and bran instead of these mental illnesses. i am one with the scarecrows)

Granted, but your best friend/significant other becomes a witch and you have to fight them.
I wish I could know more of what happens in these nsfw fanfics instead of leaving it on a cliffhanger ; - ;

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

...Ew.



I wish for... Um... Yeah.

 

[Sloom]

Wish granted. Nothing happened.

I wish I could become faster at running and everything.

 

[Duck Sorceress]

Granted, but you can't stop running, and you run faster than light, so eventually, you make the planet turn the other way, and destroy the whole universe.
I wish I could be superman!

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then everyone else turns into suuperman as well.

i wish i got a new ipod

 

[abbydoll]

Granted, but its filled with songs and apps that you hate and you can't delete them.

I wish I had friends. x.x

 

[ToxiFoxy]

Granted.... just granted

I wish I had time to watch all of Black Butler =.=

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted, but you spend so much time watching it that you lose your job, your home and everything valuable to you, including the device you watched Black Butler on in the first place.

I wish for an end to all wars

 

[g u m m i]

Granted, but then the world becomes horrible as murders and everything happens and terrorism but we can't fight back because all the wars ended.
I wish i was more active T^T

 

[Mr. Marowak]

That, my friend, is a wish you must grant for yourself.

I wish for some real money to be legitimately sent to me by someone without criminal ties.

 

[abbydoll]

Granted, but that person sent you all their money and now they're broke, making you feel guilty.

I wish I had something fun to do. :c

 

[Hayze]

Granted, but that something fun lands you in the hospital with severe injuries

I wish I had talent ;-;

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but the demand for your talent dies down and noone will hire you. :<

I wish I could be in Ylisse right now

 

[Vizionari]

Granted but you get put somewhere else instead

I wish for Wednesday or Thursday to come faster

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but that date just so happens to be the day the Sun envelops the Earth :>

I wish for senpai to stop noticing me

 

[Prabha]

Granted. But senpai stops noticing you bc no more senpai
I wish more people would start watching the anime Tokyo Ghoul

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but when they watch it they tear it apart and pick at all the flaws

I wish I knew why there's a sewing needle stuck in my stuffed sunflower

 

[g u m m i]

granted. A giant beast living under your bed stuck it there. Now he sees you....
I wish I had what I crave...(cough cookie crisp cough)

 

[Hayze]

Granted, but that's now the only thing you can eat

I wish I was more outgoing

 

[Prabha]

Granted. However it has raisins in it as well. raisins

I wish I knew if parallel universes actually existed