Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

Granted, but you end up being murdered by a cupcake :3c

I wish to be one with the scarecrows
 
Granted, but you can't steal cookies from travelers even if you wanted to. (If you get the reference then you're amazing)

I wish I had a PS4.
 
Granted but it corrupted every single game you put into it.
I wish I had some nachos atm.
 
Granted, but every time you fly, a kitten dies. :'c

I wish I lived in a big city.
 
Granted, unfortunately you get lost and are never to be seen again ;w;

I wish I was the Grim Reaper <3
 
Granted, but instead of watching people die you give them life <3

I wish scarecrow senpai would notice me
 
Granted but pokemon overpopulate the human race and take control. They now use humans to battle eachother, and breed us together by force in a daycare center.

I wish I had friends real ones
 
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Granted, you get bored so fast you wish to go back again

I wish I wasn't so sleepy and tired
 
Granted, you suffer the same fate that Aang did when he didn't sleep for days (following a disturbing dream about eyeless Toph, muddy Katara and Sokka, scary Momo, and ending with him in a field that gets blown up by Sozin's Comet).
 
Granted. However you manipulate time to your liking and cause the ultimate destruction of the universe.

I wish I had more people to talk about Tokyo Ghoul with.
 
Granted, but the townspeople hate you and you are beheaded. x.x

I wish I had Chinese food right now.
 
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