Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Miss Vanian]

granted, but they join forces and turn into a candy monster and eat you

i wish i had cool clothes

 

[Vizionari]

Granted but others don't think it's cool anymore

I wish that my teacher would fix the grade I have right now.

 

[abbydoll]

Granted, they make it worse though.

I wish it was summer.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Granted. Unfortunately, this has a dire consequence of oWn hurling the Earth CLOSER towards the Sun, therefore negating all hope for life. Hopefully the Mercenaries and Merasmus will save the day.



I wish for five fine flies.

 

[Miss Vanian]

Granted, but one of them is so hella fine it kills u

I wish for my passive aggressive aunt to leave me alone.

Granted but others don't think it's cool anymore

good

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

How...


Anyways, I wish for a bottle of cheese.

 

[Duck Sorceress]

Granted, but now you realize you are allergic to cheese (it doesn't even smell good)
I wish that I could control people's minds

 

[abbydoll]

Granted, but you can't control your own.

I wish I lived in a different country.

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but then the country ends up getting set on fire and you either have to flee to your original country, or get burnt to a crisp and die.

I wish I had a pet salamander, dragon and lizard.

 

[g u m m i]

Granted. The salamander escapes into your pipes, flooding the house, the lizard messes with your fire detector, and the dragon burns the detector and realeases a poisonous gas.
I wish I was healthy, and didn't have to take medicine.

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but now you're immortal, an dhave to watch all of your friends die :>

I wish senpai will notice me

 

[g u m m i]

He does...in a bad way. He sends you to jail.
I wish I was famous on TBT for my art and amount of bells.

 

[abbydoll]

Granted...but 2 days later TBT shuts down.

I wish my room was clean. x.x

 

[Clever Bear]

[size=-2]Granted!

....But after cleaning it up, you find a dead body and are arrested for murder!


I wish I had a big, juicy steak for dinner. * ^*[/size]

 

[Puffy]

(i don't care if steven/lucina send me to jail. lmao)
Granted, but it turns out to be a nice juicy and big steak. Be happy and enjoy life

I wish I could be the gayest scarecrow of them all

 

[g u m m i]

Granted but then the scarecrows discriminate against you and team up to murdeerrrrr you dun dun dunnn
I wish i could fly!

 

[Bcat]

Granted but you can't land on anything. Not even on clouds.

I wish for a sweater for my kitty.

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but your kitty ends up being allergic and ends up in a coma :<

I wish scarecrow would notice me

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but he steals your brain

I wish I had the majora's mask new 3ds.

 

[MadokaPie]

Granted, but he steals your brain

I wish I had the majora's mask new 3ds.

Granted, but you can only have it for one day.

I wish to be a magical girl