Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[eleanorshock]

Granted, but then you can never stop playing it.

I wish I could buy Zelda U right now.

 

[ToxiFoxy]

Granted but then it doesn't stop glitching after the first day you bought it

I wish, that a new ACNL game for the Wii U came out

 

[Heyden]

Granted, Animal Crossing New Leaf for the Wii U! exactly the same as the 3DS version though ;P

I want more Voodoo Doll collectibles

 

[Bloobloop]

Yes, but you end up buying so many that you're all out of TBT

I wish for myself to improve drawing hands

 

[brownboy102]

Granted; now everything but the hands you draw look terrible.

I wish I could make nice drawings for a change instead of the scribbles I make.

 

[gravyplz]

Granted; now everything but the hands you draw look terrible.

I wish I could make nice drawings for a change instead of the scribbles I make.

Granted but you can only draw naked old ladys

I wish i could fly

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. You flew into a timeshare you never wanted.

I wish I never got that timeshare

 

[raeyoung]

Granted, but it comes back in 5 years as an early xmas present.

I wish I was a potato.

 

[GalacticGhost]

Granted, but then I eat you because potatoes are yum.

I wish homework didn't exist.

 

[Nightmares]

Granted, but you would be eaten

I wish senpai would notice me

 

[raeyoung]

Ninja'd
Granted, but then senpai is too clingy.

I wish everything was made out of ice cream except for people and animals.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it all melts and the world is no more.

I wish for world peace

 

[Ellaofdarkview]

Granted, but it only lasts for 1 year
I wish for straight hair

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it all falls off in a matter of 5 seconds and never comes back.

I wish I could fly a helicopter

 

[Sleepi]

Wish granted, but the helicopter can never take off.

I wish I didn't have to do my presentation tomorrow

 

[brownboy102]

Granted: it's today.

I wish I was Jesus.

 

[BaconRainbow]

Granted but its just for a play

I wish I had a job

 

[tae]

granted, but you don't get paid.

i wish i was taller.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you became so tall that when you tripped you died of falling impact.

I wish I was taller, specifically 7"4.

 

[tae]

granted but it's only for 3 seconds.

i wish i had nice skin.