Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

Granted, But only you can hear yourself talk

I wish I had 100 cats x3
 
Granted, but then you go out and can't stand up because you keep slipping.

I wish I had food
 
Granted, but it's incorrectly prepared and or raw and you get the Bubonic Plague or something.

I wish I could sleep for longer. Preferably not forever, but that's fine.
 
Yes, but your sleep schedule is now permanently messed up and you're always napping.

I wish that Harry Potter's world really existed.
 
Granted, but Harry Potter's not there.

I wish Hiro Hamada from Big Hero 6 was real!!
 
Granted, but you can never take it off.

I wish I was popular at school
 
Granted, it becomes a religion in which countless crusades are fought over.

I wish I lived in Vancouver, BC and not down so south of it
 
Granted, But your home is a cardboard box :0

I wish I could tellaport
 
granted, but you get teleported into the void

i wish i can binge eat all day every day and not gain weight
 
Granted, but no one understand you.

I wish I could lose weight
 
Granted, but you miss school. (isn't this a good thing idek)

I wish I could be homeschooled.
 
granted but your teachers still fail you.

i wish people would stop randomly adding my skype.
 
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