Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Ellaofdarkview]

Granted, it's hailing.
I wish my sig would be bigger.

 

[SoftFairie]

Granted- but it only gets more blurry :3

I wish animals could talk!

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Granted, but they refuse to talk to you.

I wish that dinosaurs were still alive.

 

[SoftFairie]

Granted, but they refuse to talk to you.

I wish that dinosaurs were still alive.

aw man!

Granted- but they make all of the humans extinct.

I wish that genies were real.

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Granted! But they can't grant wishes and just kinda mooch off everyone.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep.

 

[SoftFairie]

Granted- but you go crazy from not sleeping.

I wish unicorns were real!

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Granted! But they constanly block traffic and cause accidents.

I wish Santa was real!

 

[SoftFairie]

Granted- but he's really just some fat guy that breaks into your house and doesn't leave presents :c

I wish pizza would never rot!

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Granted! But it becomes hard as diamonds

I wish my teeth were whiter!

 

[SoftFairie]

Nooo~

Granted- but every time someone looks at them they are blinded.

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Nooo~

Granted- but every time someone looks at them they are blinded.

Yessssssss exactly what I was hoping for.

Granted, except in wishing for nothing you accidentally got a third arm.
damn good for nothing genies

I wish I could move mountains.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you move one on top of yourself and die.

I wish I was the Dovahkiin

 

[Zane]

Granted but because I don't know what it is you become what I imagine it is, which is a dolphin wearing a viking helmet

I wish I could run at the speed of sound :v

 

[Roxi]

Granted, But you can never stop running

I wish I could talk to animals

 

[jiny]

Granted, but you can only talk to snakes.

I wish I was a unicorn

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. You are the last in your species, and you were put into a circus. You were treated badly, and so the SPCA started a war with that circus.

I wish I could fly

Granted but because I don't know what it is you become what I imagine it is, which is a dolphin wearing a viking helmet

I wish I could run at the speed of sound :v

The Dovahkiin is the dragonborn, or the protagonist of skyrim.

 

[jiny]

Granted, but you can't control where you fly

I wish I could eat healthier

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you had to resort to cannibalism when you ran out of money to buy healthy food and became an exile to society. Once you ate enough bodies a manhunt was put into place, and you, on your instinct, tried running when you were found and confronted by the police and now you are dead.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

[Bloobloop]

Granted, but that dollar is counterfeit.

I wish I was better at volleyball.

 

[alesha]

Granted, but now you're worse at everything else!
I wish someone else posted!