Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[goey0614]

Granted, and you can't survive without your 3DS XL on hands.

I wish my country will snowing~

 

[Cariad]

Granted! But when it does it causes an ice age...
I wish to be as clever as einstein

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you become too clever and know exactly how and when you die.

I wish I was 1 foot shorter.

 

[goey0614]

Granted, but how are you suppose to runaway if there's a lion behind you XD

I wish I have a magic wand~

 

[xTurnip]

Granted, but it's covered in thorns.

I wish... I could have all the food I wanted and didn't gain weight.

 

[FireNinja1]

Granted, but you gain weight anyway.

I wish for something.

 

[goey0614]

Granted, your something means nothing.

I wish the world is peaceful.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it gets invaded by aliens shortly after.

I wish I could hear in my left ear.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but now you can't hear in your right ear.

I wish to speed up time. >.>

 

[Cariad]

Granted But you do, so much that you die a second later
I wish cheese was green

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but it turns out the cheese was just made of green paint, so you get poisoned.
I wish... that in my Animal Crossing game... you could truly love a villager... That would mean so much to me.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but, after two months, you realize the animal was playing you.

I wish for as much wishes as I want. There is not a possible way to corrupt this, as you do not know how much wishes I want.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you only get one.

 

[goey0614]

Granted,and you get nothing because you never wish for anything.

I wish to be a backpacker.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you never go anywhere again.

I wish I could fly.

 

[goey0614]

Granted, you can only able to fly when there is a thunderstorm.

I wish there is no "exam" in this world~~

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but there's still homework, classwork, tests, finals, quizzes, etc...
I wish my last wish can never be corrupted.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but your next ones always will.

I wish my terrible cold would go away and it could not be replaced by another cold.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but you get the Ebola virus.

I wish I was 15-20 lbs. skinnier.

 

[orangepeanut]

Granted, but the weight was taken from your skeleton!

I wish I had a magic buffet table that self-refilled with my favourite dishes.