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Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)
You can teleport, but you can't go back to the place you teleport to once you teleport out of that place. (So you teleport to London, but once you teleport to Rome, you can't go back to London and yada, yada, yada.)
Granted, but if the snow hit human skin, it would melt the skin.
Granted, but you stole the money to get rich and go to jail
Granted but it's an ordinary day with no celebration.
Granted, but you can't find anything.
Granted, but you gained nothing from it, since you didn't wish for anything.
Granted, but you die shortly beforehand.
Granted, but then, SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES. (asdfmovie reference.)
Granted, but once you start levitating, you can't return to the ground.
Granted, but your life would be filled with nothing but projects.
Granted, but there's a whole train station behind it instead.
Granted, but Cherry leaves shortly after.
I wish 3DS games weren't region-locked.
Granted, but 3DS games are now digital download only.
Granted, but they don't exist.
Let's get jiggly with it!
Granted, but you say the wrong thing and have several appendages removed.
Granted, but the second you cared, everyone else stopped.
Granted, but you can't stop to sleep, and eventually end up dying from too much physical exertion.
I wish it was Christmas each day.
Granted, but it's Christmas every day to the point all the stores and banks are closed everyday, no one is working, and no Christmas gifts can be received or given anymore.
Granted, but the new wish does the opposite of what you wish for, though you don't realize, because this text is way too small for you.
