"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say "Who's mafia?" And I tell them look, we know who mafia is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind scum teams. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Framers, Roleblockers, Goons and Godfathers. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, you want to know who mafia is, do you really want to know who mafia is? I'll tell you. First of all the game mafia, by the way, I love forum mafia. It's probably my favorite basement game, no it is my favorite basement game. You know what, it's probably more like the forum mafia but with more players. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of players. Except for Panda1376, now she's a player that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. She's a nice guy but she's like, "@Crys but I'm not
" on and on, like that. She's like the Godfather! You know what I mean? She's like the godfather. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these mafia members, and we can lynch them and inspect them and lynch them. JAIL them even. Did you know that? We can jail them OR kill them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at getting mafia than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on getting mafia, believe me.
Lynch Panda to have a HUUUUUGGGE Party and Defeat Mafia. Tell them that I said I'll make mafia grate again.
(no hard feelings.)