"Ok, everyone! Here we go... Ready? And... From those of us in Koholint..."
"WELCOME!" the little group cordially yelled upon their new mayor stepping out of the train station and into a lush green world. And would you just take in that fresh, delicious air! Now THIS is going to be the life! A new leaf! She felt so blissful that she didn't notice the kangaroo, anteater, deer and the bubbly, jingly dog eagerly standing there. What a curious crew!
"Mayor!" the bubbly, jingly dog began. "We're so happy you're finally he---!"
"UGH FINALLY away from that annoying cat! MAN, talk about gabby! GEEZ, where's that Tortimer Island resort I read about in the brochure? I could sure go for a nice dip right about now!" and off she went, kicking a tree along the way for a juicy peach. A few flowers were mercilessly crushed underfoot.
"...Nice meeting you too, pockets. Real nice," grumbled Walt.
"Dear me, I spent all morning putting on my best mascara for this?" sighed Diana.
However, Annalisa warmly smiled. "Our new mayor is quite energetic, isn't she? I think it's nice."
"Oh, she's such a kidder!" the bubbly, jingly dog laughed. "Well, a sense of humor is an important trait for an elected official to have. Ok, Mayor! Follow me to Town Hall! ...Oh! Um, Mayor? Town Hall is this way! Just follow the sound of my jingle! Get it? Because I jingle when I walk, tee-hee-hee! They don't call me Isabelle for nothing! M-Mayor? Um, Mayor...?"
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No matter how much he flexed on his tippy toes, Hamlet simply couldn't reach the cherries way up high on the tree. One of them was perfect, too! It looked especially scrumptious. Just when he was considering doing 200 bench presses a day rather than 100, he spotted the mayor running toward him, sweating something fierce. Talk about dedication!
"Yo, Mayor! It's your 28th lap around town, huh? Haha! I was a rookie once too, hammie! But no one can ever beat my record of 107 laps! Oh hey! You're just in time! See, I've been craving a snack, and---"
"HUFF PUFF! The boat's going to leave without me, HUFF PUFF!" In a blur, the mayor ran toward the dock and right past Hamlet so fast it sent him spinning, and BAM!! Right into the tree! A couple of cherries came tumbling down, including the perfect cherry. He took one big bite, his cheeks tingling in the sheer flood of flavors, and he gave his smiling muscles a good workout.
"Wow! Our mayor sure gets things DONE!"
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How can so many island beetles fit into such a tiny basket? After every island trip, the mayor went straight to Nook's Cranny and would come out with an even fuller wallet, and then she got right back on the boat. She remembered to bring a sound-blocking diving mask this time. Kapp'n was just as chatty as that Rover guy! The residents watched her come and go as they busied themselves with tasks of their own, such as plucking the obscene number of weeds (the residents could have sworn they blink and months just seemingly pass by, as though there were an almighty Fast-Forward God going into the options screen and selecting Date and Time, but that's just crazy talk) watering dried-up gardens and trying to bury the rotten turnips before Joan sees.
Meanwhile, there came a jing-jing-jingling from Town Hall as Isabelle rushed about dusting the whole office. "Must...keep...everything tidy! Ms. Mayor will be here any second to dish out some town ordinances! She'll sit down right here on her chair and..." but Isabelle paused, glancing around to make sure no one was looking, then slowly, longingly, caressed the chair. She sat on it, giggling as an exhilarating rush of power coursed from the tip of her nose to her tail, but she then got up in horror.
"I think... I think I saw...a vision, of me in my very own chair on a deserted island getaway far in the horizon..." but she quickly dismissed the ridiculous idea. "Tee-hee-hee! No way that'll ever happen! I'm so much more useful and loveable here than on some island getaway where flowers "never wilt". How silly!"
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One rainy day, the mayor decided to slow down and do some river fishing for a change (but really, she couldn't afford the 1,000 Bells for another boat ride on account of last night's shopping spree at GracieGrace, leaving her in massive debt)
Hoping the river fish could rake in some easy Bells, the mayor was so focused she didn't notice someone had approached her.
"Hello, mayor," it was Annalisa, with paper parasol in hand. "Awful weather today, isn't it? But the fish seem to like it! Any luck, gumdrop?"
The mayor sighed. "Not even a nibble..."
"Perhaps it's time for a little break," said Annalisa in her gentle way. "Rather than standing around here chatting, why don't we go hang out at my house? My place isn't anything special, but I'd love to have you over!"
"Uh...sure?" The mayor had only just now realized this was the first time she interacted with any of the residents, and suddenly, the mayor found herself feeling quite sheepish, but Annalisa was nothing more than hospitable. It was a short visit, but it was still kind of nice.
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When the mayor checked her mailbox one day, she was surprised it was a letter from Annalisa. In the letter, she thanked her for always being so hardworking, and that she will never forget a good friend. Attached was a photo of her set in a lovely pink frame. The mayor held it closely to her chest. Suddenly, she had to find the perfect spot for it in her room.
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"Hello! I'm Annalisa! Who are you?"
When the mayor spotted her on a remote island years later, it was their first meeting all over again, but the mayor never forgot, and for the first time, she smiled.
"Just an old friend."