Mermaids Are Real!

[Tao]

Thank ya'll for the feedback and opinions you shared with me. It helped me understand what kind of thread I intend to post.

I smell a super cool 'social experiment'...



They smell similar to merfolk droppings, in case you were wondering.

 

[Hulaette]

A mermaid/merman can walk on land when certain conditions are met. Their tail will transform into legs when their tail dries off. They will still be damp but as long as the bottom half is mostly dry the tail can be ready to turn. When on land the mermaid/merman must carry around a water bottle AT ALL TIMES! Merfolk must stay hydrated 24/7, if they get water on their legs while they are dry on land their legs will revert back into their tail. Or when a mermaid begins to get dehydrated their legs will turn back into their own tail and from that point they will have no choice but to soak themselves in water. When lowtide comes it doesn't matter how hydrated a mermaid/merman is. Their legs will turn back into their tail until sunrise comes.

 

[Jamborenium]

I think you're on drugs, you need to quit that habit, it's not good for your health
also did these "mermaid/men" all get the ability to walk on land from a sea witch?
who broke into a song? about poor unfortunate souls?


also did you know? that they need to find their true love kiss them and get married,because if they don't they will turn into sea foam if they go into the water, my source the original story of the little mermaid

also did you know? walking on land for them feels like thousands of glass shards being stabbed into their feet-source also the original story of the little mermaid

 

[Yui Z]

Well they say we've only explored, like, 5% of the ocean altogether. To be honest, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was some creepy, deformed version of what we'd call "mermaids" lurking at the bottom of the ocean somewhere. It'd be creepy as hell though.

 

[Ragdoll]

may i ask what is ur method of research

 

[Hulaette]

I get my information from my own personal experiences and observations. As for my method of research you just have to know when to look and where. There had been some incidents I heard of and to be honest I wasn't so sure of it myself until one time I just happen to be at the same place to witness merfolk behavior. Yes, it is part of my research to observe the actions of offworld behaviors such as mutants, mermaids, or other kinds of creatures etc.

 

[Jarrad]

I get my information from my own personal experiences and observations. As for my method of research you just have to know when to look and where. There had been some incidents I heard of and to be honest I wasn't so sure of it myself until one time I just happen to be at the same place to witness merfolk behavior. Yes, it is part of my research to observe the actions of offworld behaviors such as mutants, mermaids, or other kinds of creatures etc.

Hahaha! I get it! This entire thread is a trolling thread, right? You're not really being serious. I mean, most people can't even comprehend the amount of stupidity that surrounds the belief in mythical creatures. I'm clueless as to how this trolling thread has gone on for almost 14 pages, but I guess anything is possible on the internet.

Anyway, joke's over and people are getting annoyed, so I'd advise you to stop with this thread pls.

 

[Tao]

Merfolk must stay hydrated 24/7

I think most living things need to stay hydrated 24/7.

 

[Jamborenium]

Hahaha! I get it! This entire thread is a trolling thread, right? You're not really being serious. I mean, most people can't even comprehend the amount of stupidity that surrounds the belief in mythical creatures. I'm clueless as to how this trolling thread has gone on for almost 14 pages, but I guess anything is possible on the internet.

Anyway, joke's over and people are getting annoyed, so I'd advise you to stop with this thread pls.

^This, I agree with this, even though I admit I'm actually having fun with this

 

[tumut]

I get my information from my own personal experiences and observations. As for my method of research you just have to know when to look and where. There had been some incidents I heard of and to be honest I wasn't so sure of it myself until one time I just happen to be at the same place to witness merfolk behavior. Yes, it is part of my research to observe the actions of offworld behaviors such as mutants, mermaids, or other kinds of creatures etc.

What exactly do I need to smoke an order to observe merfolk?

- - - Post Merge - - -

Hahaha! I get it! This entire thread is a trolling thread, right? You're not really being serious. I mean, most people can't even comprehend the amount of stupidity that surrounds the belief in mythical creatures. I'm clueless as to how this trolling thread has gone on for almost 14 pages, but I guess anything is possible on the internet.

Anyway, joke's over and people are getting annoyed, so I'd advise you to stop with this thread pls.

At least I earned a decent amount of bells typing those paragraphs.

 

[Hulaette]

Nope, no trolling, no drugs, I'm dead serious. I actually have a mentor who I study these things with. I am not here to make any of you believe because it would be ignorant to force my studies on other people. I am simply sharing my knowledge with people who come here to also share their what they know.

 

[Jarrad]

Nope, no trolling, no drugs, I'm dead serious. I actually have a mentor who I study these things with. I am not here to make any of you believe because it would be ignorant to force my studies on other people. I am simply sharing my knowledge with people who come here to also share their what they know.

A mentor or a psychologist?

 

[Jamborenium]

A if they get water on their legs while they are dry on land their legs will revert back into their tail. Or when a mermaid begins to get dehydrated their legs will turn back into their own tail and from that point they will have no choice but to soak themselves in water.

but they'll turn into sea foam if they go back into the water though, they need to find their true love first :c

I know this because I'm a lawyer and my dad works for steam

 

[Stalfos]

I don't believe in merfolk but I've just started believing in trolls. *hint, hint*

 

[Ragdoll]

Nope, no trolling, no drugs, I'm dead serious. I actually have a mentor who I study these things with. I am not here to make any of you believe because it would be ignorant to force my studies on other people. I am simply sharing my knowledge with people who come here to also share their what they know.

uh ok wait this is a game forum, maybe you should talk to professionals and researchers about this if you are so passionate. you're not gonna get anything from here.

 

[badcrumbs]

Who is the mentor? Where did they study? Where are these findings recorded? "Experiences" mean nothing without documentation. Still waiting to see some resources... and I don't mean that in a *****y way. I legitimately want to see them.

 

[Tao]

I actually have a mentor who I study these things with.

By any chance did you meet this 'mentor' in the local park throwing cheese at swans? Does he smell like liqueur and pee-pee?


He's probably a hobo looking for a place to crash by luring in impressionable young people with fantastic tales of sea people.

 

[Jamborenium]

By any chance did you meet this 'mentor' in the local park throwing cheese at swans? Does he smell like liqueur and pee-pee?


He's probably a hobo looking for a place to crash by luring in impressionable young people with fantastic tales of sea people.

clearly her mentor is a crazy guy who think he's a pirate and tells stories about how he saw a mermaid out in the great blue sea

 

[epona]

everyone stop being such bloody drysh**** lmao if OP wants to believe mermaids exist then let them, it's not going to have any personal impact on you whether or not they think merpeople are real

anyway i personally really want mermaids to exist, i think that would be the neatest thing ever, and with such a large quantity of the ocean still unexplored i think its plausible that something closely related to what we have come to understand as mermaids could exist
i mean i know science puts the odds against it and all that jazz but sometimes its nice to just let the unknown be the unknown and to have a lil bit of imagination as to what could be out there that we dont know about
its pretty narcissistic of the human race to presume to know everything and anything about what exists and what doesn't so stop crapping all over the OP for having a totally harmless belief lol

 

[Jarrad]

Please keep this thread friendly and comfortable for everyone to read. I kindly ask you to not bring any arguments into this thread as it may get heated. I will ignore continued ignorant meaningless comments because it interferes with constructive discussions.

case of the good ol' pot calling the kettle black