Mermaids Are Real!

[Moddie]

Hahaha! I get it! This entire thread is a trolling thread, right? You're not really being serious. I mean, most people can't even comprehend the amount of stupidity that surrounds the belief in mythical creatures. I'm clueless as to how this trolling thread has gone on for almost 14 pages, but I guess anything is possible on the internet.

Anyway, joke's over and people are getting annoyed, so I'd advise you to stop with this thread pls.

This is actually my favourite thread.

 

[eeveelovee]

I mean , considering like 80-90% of the ocean remains undiscovered there is a chance that a mermaid like creature could exist out there... But then again it could be just a made up fairy tale

 

[Ken1997]

I live in the ocean.

 

[Jamborenium]

Rawr confirmed for Mermaid

but wait! Mermaid has a in

capitalize A looks like a triangle within a triangle

ILLUMINATE CONFIRMED FOR HIDING MERMAID FROM US

 

[Hulaette]

Years ago I got caught up in a phenomenal incident in which to this day I still have no idea why it happened. Anyways There was people getting turned into merfolk and running into the sea. We learned to swim fast, we ate fish and kelp underwater, played with other mermaids/mermen, and we were scared of humans. I know that's odd because as humans they weren't scared of them but now they were. That's the mermaid intellect taking over our brains. The ones who got turned began to loose interest in their land life and started acting completely different. I was actually one of the beings that got turned as well. That went on for a number of years, after that it died down and the humans returned to normal...I think most of them. I know for a fact that I didn't fully revert back to my normal self. I wan't able to transform my legs anymore, but some parts of my body still had blue patches, it looked like a scaly bruise. A few weeks ago I recently started developing purple scales on my legs. It freaked me out but I knew right away what was going on. After all those years to think I'd forgotten about the mermaid events when I was a young teenager. I hope this answers all your questions. Sorry for the delay, I'm not good at social interactions so please forgive me.

 

[KiraNinja]

Why is none of this "evidence" documented publicly then? Why is it only YOU who know's about this? I'm sorry but there's nothing legit about what you're saying and only an idiot would believe you. Your sources are films and storybooks put together with your own wild imagination. Even the fact alone that merfolk can turn into humans just seems unrealistic, the possibility of merfolk could be true, but they would unlikely be these magical amazing creatures you think they are. Can fish turn into humans too? and walk around? when they get a bit soggy do they revert back to their original form? no.

 

[Peebers]

insert long bull**** troll story here

what were you on?? give me some of that stuff lmao

hook me up with your dealer

 

[Hulaette]

Believe it or not, a lot of movies DO have their accuracy right. Just because something is in a movie or a book it doesn't mean it always has to be false. Have you ever wondered WHY there are so many "fairy tale" movies coming out almost all the time now? We are talking books, movies, interviews, music etc. I discussed this subject at great lengths with my best friend who is my mentor. I can share a piece he stated about the documentary Mermaids: The Body Found

"Why would the discovery channel do this? why would they simultaneously raise a subject and discredit it all in the same stroke? Well, that's to inject the concept of mermaids into the zeitgeist of a new generation"

 

[Jamborenium]

you are on whole new level of f!cking stupid
please get help, you really need it

 

[Peebers]

you are on whole new level of f!cking stupid
please get help, you really need it

TBH I'm not sure if she's-

-Still trippin'
-Really Dumb
-Or a really, really smart troll.

 

[Jamborenium]

I think she's a troll to tbh

or at least I hope they are, no one can be this f!cking stupid

 

[oswaldies]

I imagine mermaids like this

Spoiler:

But I don't really believe in them, it would be cool if they were!​

 

[Peebers]

I think she's a troll to tbh

or at least I hope they are, no one can be this f!cking stupid

Yes. I really, really hope she doesn't actually think that she has merfolk DNA lmao

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

I'm a fish and I know that mer-people are teh reel deel. They're always complaining that there's too many stray humans and that human owners need to take better care of their humans. In the mer world getting humans sprayed or neutered is a big deal. They also say humans dump too much garbage in the ocean and are thinking about making human pets illegal. You humans need to listen to the mer-people when they tell you to do something.

 

[JellyDitto]

Geekaloompa is confirmed otherkin

 

[Llust]

I'm a fish and I know that mer-people are teh reel deel. They're always complaining that there's too many stray humans and that human owners need to take better care of their humans. In the mer world getting humans sprayed or neutered is a big deal. They also say humans dump too much garbage in the ocean and are thinking about making human pets illegal. You humans need to listen to the mer-people when they tell you to do something.

I hope you're trolling

 

[Kaiaa]

And we're done.