No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[princesse]

I would like to make a pun about Philosophy.., but I Kant.

Very punny

 

[nard]

Did you see that pumpkin lady over there? She's gourd-geus!

 

[Goth]

I'm so punny

 

[brownboy102]

I'm so punny

The Punnyness is real.

 

[cannedcommunism]

I MUST RESURRECT THIS THREAD
IT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR TOO LONG

…OK, I admit that was a bad one XD

 

[Disband]

I dislike stairs, they're always up to something...

 

[Vizionari]

I wouldn't want to be in a school of fish. I'd always have to keep my grades up to sea level!

 

[Disband]

I know it's cheesy
But it's grate >.>

- - - Post Merge - - -

I know it's cheesy
But it's grate >.>

 

[Jamborenium]

I used to work as a banker but I lost interest..

 

[Rasha]

You know why everyone loves Fang? It's because he's Fangtastic~

 

[tealseer]

My winter gloves are pretty handy

 

[cannedcommunism]

My winter gloves are pretty handy

I just bought those, as well as funeral cards from Target: customer service to DIE for!

 

[Disband]

An adventure!? Alpaca my bags...

 

[Jamborenium]

for a moment I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it keep back to me

 

[Disband]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[pokedude729]

Who is Emile's favorite Disney Princess?

RaPUNzel.

 

[Shokyokudesuka]

You call this a thread?
Ha, well, I'm a frayed knot.

 

[Pearls]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[Rasha]

why is chocolate full of sugar?
because it doesn't give a fudge.

 

[Zanessa]

A steak pun is a rare medium... well done