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Le Ham
now please I will accept the money-payment
I can't bear this conversation anymore.
Once there was a panda who went into a restaurant and ordered a bamboo salad. After he ate, he pulled out a gun, shot the ceiling, and then walked out of the restaurant without even paying. So his waiter said to him, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The panda said, "Ever read about pandas in an encyclopedia? It says, 'The panda bear eats shoots and leaves.'"
(Got that one out of a joke book I read years ago; I can't actually make a good joke.)
Once there was a panda who went into a restaurant and ordered a bamboo salad. After he ate, he pulled out a gun, shot the ceiling, and then walked out of the restaurant without even paying. So his waiter said to him, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The panda said, "Ever read about pandas in an encyclopedia? It says, 'The panda bear eats shoots and leaves.'"
(Got that one out of a joke book I read years ago; I can't actually make a good joke.)
Kenshingumi
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I lost two pikmin to a bulborb, eh, not two bad
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Kenshingumi
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I dont have any........ Because in my room with ice furniture i like to chill out instead of making puns.
I tried 11 different puns, but no pun intended, only 1 was good
I tried 11 different puns, but no pun intended, only 1 was good
cannedcommunism
idk man
No you conch. It's just amnesia.
monochrom3
just a salted fish
Amnesia coald be fatal though.
Ice-specially when paired with your head feeling crabby.
Ice-specially when paired with your head feeling crabby.
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