No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[KarlaKGB]

Having seen this thread, I'm gonna make like a tree and leave.

 

[Blu Rose]

Or soy you say.
(I know, it sucks)

 

[cannedcommunism]

Happy New Yeast!

 

[beffa]

Anyone done any water puns yet? I think I'm a little lake to be starting now

 

[cannedcommunism]

I'm hosting the Lylat Olympics in the train station par of the forums. Anybody in-the-restroom?
That meant interested. Not the best pun actually.

 

[cIementine]

My Dad's sister was spinning around in circles and I was all like:
'Oh my giddy aunt'

 

[Superpenguin]

Anyone done any water puns yet? I think I'm a little lake to be starting now

Water you talking about? Water puns make a huge splash!

 

[BlueLeaf]

Are you guys trying to be funny? Now if you excuse me, I'll be fishing for more puns.

Oops can't use the word whatever, lol.

 

[cIementine]

Water you talking about? Water puns make a huge splash!

That was a terrible pun - they're usually flowing

 

[BlueLeaf]

A: Did you hear the kidnapping in the forest?
B: Oh yeah, I heard him snore.

 

[Superpenguin]

That was a terrible pun - they're usually flowing

I'm sorry my pun didn't flush you with delight.

 

[cannedcommunism]

A: I have a grandmother.
B: I know, isn't she such a great mother?

 

[cIementine]

I'm sorry my pun didn't flush you with delight.

It seemed pretty dark to me, delight didn't come through my windows when you told that pun.

 

[Superpenguin]

It seemed pretty dark to me, delight didn't come through my windows when you told that pun.

Maybe if you were a little more bright, you'd understand.

 

[cIementine]

That's the most dark, evil thing anyone could say to me.

 

[cannedcommunism]

That's the most dark, evil thing anyone could say to me.

Be careful of the dart, my friend.

 

[Superpenguin]

I couldn't stop laughing at this one guy. I guess he was jesta funny guy.

 

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

when life gives you melons, make melonade

- - - Post Merge - - -

there were 2 mushrooms in a tiny cramped room.
one says:
''there's no mush room in here, eh?''



what did the mushroom say to the clown?
your a fun-gi

 

[cannedcommunism]

Two guys walked into a bar, and they both went to the hospital.

 

[FireNinja1]

Some of these puns are very bunny.