⚖️ Objection! ⚖️

[rip]

OBJECTION! the bible says daily anime injections in the bloodstream are required for every human child to build strong and healthy bones still think it should be illegal? didn’t think so.

mushrooms are only good when they’re thinly sliced and well-sautéed

 

[Ananas Dragon]

OBJECTION! the bible says daily anime injections in the bloodstream are required for every human child to build strong and healthy bones still think it should be illegal? didn’t think so.

mushrooms are only good when they’re thinly sliced and well-sautéed

OBJECTION: mushrooms aren't good at all

 

[Enxssi]

you don’t exist

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Objection! I am a somewhat functional living human being, therefore I do exist!

Rain pours down only because the gods are disappointed in us!

 

[Argo]

Objection! Rain falls down from the sky because the clouds are sad and crying.

"X Æ A-12" is pronounced "Kyle" because it's a basic name with a unique spelling.

 

[Enxssi]

Objection! ????//////????///

The person below is cool guy

 

[biibii]

objection!!! im actually a girl and dont think im all that!!

rosie is the best new horizons and ac villager in general!

 

[Enxssi]

Objection! Hazel is obviously the best AC villager!!!1111!

K.K Bubblegum is the best not secret K.K song

 

[timecapsule]

OBJECTION!
i, uh, humbly disagree. agent kk is good-er, your Honor.
But we know that all the KK songs have subliminal messages telling you to buy animal crossing merch!

 

[Enxssi]

Objection! How could K.K saying “ee wee o we o aa” be telling me to buy animal crossing merchandise! Although, now that you mention it, Those Redd tank tops look Pretty good...
I am the one and only.

 

[Clock]

Objection! There's no one and only, there may be a clone of you out there
Studying is the only way to pass something

 

[timecapsule]

OBJECTION!
..but moooOoOom i don’t wanna study anymore :(
peanuts are sentient and you have turned sentient creatures into a spread

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

OBJECTION!! I vented my problems to a bag of trail mix with peanuts for 2 hours and they showed no emotion, therefore they aren’t sentient!

Mannequins are creepy, they have no soul

 

[Enxssi]

objection! that's so mean to mannequins, im cancelling you on twitter now!
steven universe is not a very good certoon

 

[nintendofan85]

Objection! You need verifiable proof in comparison to other cartoons.

Lexus is a better car brand than Mercedes-Benz.

 

[Enxssi]

Objection! I don't car, so be quiet!
lemon demon is objectively the best songwriter other than jack stauber don't @ me

 

[Clock]

Objection! There is no proof that lemon demon is better!
Paper can be made out of anything

 

[Enxssi]

Objection! Unless you show proof of you making paper out of cheese, I see no way that paper can be made out of anything!
Jambette looks fine and you are all just mean

 

[frogslime]

Objection! She looks fabulous.
Road work ahead.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Objection! Um yeah i sure hope it does

Laundry detergent is laundry sauce