⚖️ Objection! ⚖️

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You are a person, or else I'm a doggo big furry boi (IM NOT A FURRY I AM FURRY)
 
Objection! Everyone who enjoys Animal Crossing is a furry.

Axolotls are cute and I have no idea why my mom thinks otherwise.
 
objection! mothers are scary therefore they’re always valid

you weren’t a cool kid if you didn’t have light up shoes at some point
 
Objection! All kids are 😎 kids.

If you played with play dough your childhood was great
 
Objection! I don’t know what to say, but there’s more than play dough that makes childhood great.
The next poster is going to say objection as well.
 
Semi-objection! I don’t like how you predicted the future, therefore you are wrong!

The meaning of life is 42
 
No objection! The meaning of life is also 7, and 42 is divisible by 7. Therefore 42 is also the meaning of life. Other meanings of life include “lucky” and “Jesus“. For more meanings of life, click here.

The next poster likes sweets!
 
Objection! Frogs are GREEN, not cool..
Donald trump is not the best president.
 
Objection! Objectively, Donald Trump is a baddest president!
All of may speling is corect!
 
Correction! *All of [your] spelling is correct!

ACNH's 3am theme is the second-best hourly theme.
 
Objection! I have never heard that hourly theme at all!
Raymond is way more popular then marshal
 
Objection!! ....phoenix wright voice: there's gotta be a contradiction in there somewhere!!
5pm is also beautiful in ACNL!

strawberry milk is gross & not good for u
 
Objection! What you thought was strawberry milk was actually bloody milk from an infected udder!

Anime should be illegal.
 
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