⚖️ Objection! ⚖️

[Enxssi]

Objection! It's laundry juice, not sauce!
if you use XD in reply to a joke, you are chaotic evil

 

[spawnpoint]

Objection! I use that all the time but I am not chaotic evil.

Just because someone uses "uwu" and "owo" does not mean they are a furry!

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Objection! Everyone has hair which is basically human fur so we’re all furries anyway

Tom Nook clones villagers so multiple people can have them

 

[Enxssi]

Objection! There are just multiple villagers already, in the void, of course!
Pineapple pizza isn't that gross

 

[Neb]

Objection! A pizza made with only pineapples would be absurd!

The Earth is round.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Objection! If the Earth is round why are the bottoms of shoes flat and not curved hMMMMM

I don’t need sleep i need scorpions in animal crossing

 

[spawnpoint]

Objection! Don't stay up too late, you should take care of yourself~ coming from someone who stays up until 4 am on a regular basis

Sonic Adventure 2 was the best sonic game!

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Objection! Back in my day we only had pixelated 2d Sonic, the originals are the best, kids these days don’t know real good games insert more boomer rambling And also ok ok i will~

If the Earth is flat, hows the bottom of my foot arched and not flat?

 

[StarParty8]

wait how can i object a question?
Anyway, OBJECTION! The earth is round! And also i can't answer that question i'm not a scientist
Everyone and their pets knows what Undertale is

 

[Lightmare]

OBJECTION!!! my russian dad doesn't know what undertale is
if you sleep with your closet door open at night, you have very few fears

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Objection! o wait this is actually kinda true uh ahem I sleep with mine open cause i’m stupid, not fearless

Raw eggs are gross

 

[nintendofan85]

No objection!

Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi.

 

[wearebap]

Objection! How can coca cola taste better than pepsi when they both literally taste the same?!

Cats are better than dogs.

 

[Darkesque_]

No objection (im allergic to doggos)

My Hero Academia is the best anime!

 

[frogslime]

Objection! It's the second-best anime.

The SAO is better than the original series.

 

[Darkesque_]

No objection!

I have no soul! hehehehhe

 

[frogslime]

Objection! I don't have one either.

I almost fell off of my roof.

 

[Clock]

Objection! You can only fall off if you're clumsy

 

[Clock]

Lemons are more sour than limes.

 

[spawnpoint]

No objection!

O'Hare is the best villager ever.