On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet?

[Damniel]

WAIT.
Shrek had the letter E in it.
E has 3 little lines in it.
A triangle has 3 sides.
does the illuminati have anything to do with this?

Who's eye do you think is overlooking us?

 

[N e s s]

Jeebus

 

[Lady Black]

WAIT.
Shrek had the letter E in it.
E has 3 little lines in it.
A triangle has 3 sides.
does the illuminati have anything to do with this?

I can't answer that. Only the real Slim Shady can confirm that theory.

Though it seems rather likely... *strokes imaginary beard*

- - - Post Merge - - -

How about Shrek?

SHREK is love, Shrek is life.

So we all exist because he gave us life.
Therefore we created the alphabet because of him.

Or do we? Do we really all exist? Or all we just a figment of his imagination?

 

[N e s s]

It seems the giant eye watching us is shared by Shrek and jeebus crust, and Walmart is the haven the watch us in...

We still need more pieces to this puzzle,I can't figure it out using this history.

 

[Lady Black]

It's all coming together now.

 

[N e s s]

Hmm, let's see... What about the flavor?

 

[Damniel]

What is the flavor of Shrek's love?

 

[Lady Black]

The souls of those who follow him.

 

[Damniel]

The souls of those who follow him.

So donkey meat flavor.

 

[N e s s]

So donkey meat flavor.

With ginger fur, and back hair

 

[tybalt_cake]

Fried Chicken

 

[Lady Black]

Fried Chicken

This.

 

[gravyplz]

But why do only 8 cans of spaghetti fit in the basket?

- - - Post Merge - - -

Fried Chicken

Oh my lord..
Is this it..

 

[GalacticGhost]

Wait, I thought the answer was donkey??? I don't even know...

 

[N e s s]

We need more evidence to this, I think if we combine fried chicken with back hair and donkey meat, we get Napoleon dynamite (I hope some of you have seen that movie)

 

[ZetaFunction]

We need more evidence to this, I think if we combine fried chicken with back hair and donkey meat, we get Napoleon dynamite (I hope some of you have seen that movie)

this is just plain disturbing.
the answer does seem to have fried chicken in it, considering it's the answer to everything

 

[Zylia]

Is the answer pasta?

 

[tybalt_cake]

GUYS
THIS IS THE REAL ANSWER! (dont care about the lyrics just see the video)

 

[N e s s]

YES YES WE ARE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER

 

[jiny]

i don't get it