And so I exited the POKéMON LABORATORY in LITTLEROOT.
I walked up, where my mother was waiting for me.
She ends up giving me the RUNNING SHOES, which look and feel no different than my normal shoes, but I can now run around if I want to.
So I run all the way to OLDALE TOWN, and decide to grind a little on my way there.
OH NO WHAT DO I DO A BUG OH NO POUND IT TO DEATH
OH LOOK ANOTHER ONE
Wait, that was significantly easier...
Okay, now that we're done with that, I think that I should finally explore ROUTE 102.
So I run through OLDALE and then heal my Pokémon, then moving onto ROUTE 102.
This POKéMON looks like a total bruh to me, so I catch it (and it's the first one I run into). And then, I name it bruh. I love this thing already, even though it seems to hate me. Maybe I should've named it sis to give notice to its gender? Ah, oh well.
I move my bruh to the front of the PARTY so I can grind it with the trainers nearby. They're all probably weaker than my bruh's LEVEL 3 awesomeness, right?
AND I CAN'T USE ANYTHING LIKE UGH BRUH YOU ARE SO USELESS
So I switch out to KFC.
And KFC POUNDs it to death.
So there is a tall grass patch next to the guy in the t-shirt. I wander around in it, wondering If I can find more of bruh's kind in this patch.
IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD IT MUST BE MINEEEEE
I will catch it and nurse it to be the beautiful woman it must surely grow up to be, after all, I adopted it, I mean, beautifulness rubs off on other people, right?
I send out my bruh to catch this thing. After all, if bruh is so weak, then there is no reason for it to kill it.
So it GROWLs at bruh.
Yay.
I ALMOST KILLED IT
I remember a post-apocalyptic scene that reminds me of the name Wally. So I name her Wally, entirely against gender, just like bruh.
I remember these things from JOHTO. Except all of them looked like the same thing. In HOENN, the trees seem to be a bit different everywhere you go.
The Orange Tree had 2 ORAN BERRIES, which seem to be the equivalent of normal BERRIES.
I pick them, but I leave the other tree alone, as it looks like those BERRIES are just about to fall apart.
I decide to go back to the pond area to find another new POKéMON, but nothing ever really shows up.
But then...
A SURSKIT appears. IT'S ALSO FEMALE
This thing looked like it was gliding across the water, and was really hard to find, so I decide to throw a POKé BALL at it.
And I catch it.
And I name it Luffy for it's amazingness; it can glide across water!
I start walking toward PETALBURG CITY, with this PARTY:
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So, after a grinding session tomorrow, do y'all think I'm ready for a Roxanne battle?
Where does everyone suggest I get to level-wise?
Should I catch any Pokémon on Route 104?
If so, what? What should I name it?
Should I go at a faster pace than what I've been going at? I haven't even made it to Wally's tutorial, haha...
END DAY 3.
