SockHead
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SockHead's Creature:
Some may call this a roleplay, some call it a lifestyle.
ROYAL POOP COUNCIL
The decision makers of the Poop Kingdom. Decisions such as levying taxes and when to wage war.
Poop King: Olive
Ruler of the land of poo. First in command.
Poop Queen: SockHead
Married the the ruler of the land of poo. Second in command.
Poop Princess: pallycake, Lauren
Must be hot. Known for exquisite scent. Help when it comes to deciding future plans for poop kingdom as they will one day inherit the kingdom.
Poop Prince: Trundle
Must be hot. Known for exquisite scent. Help when it comes to deciding future plans for poop kingdom as they will one day inherit the kingdom.
Poop Adviser: Lunatic
Assistant to the King and Queen.
POOP ARMY
Those who are brave enough to finish quests and lay their lives down for the Poop Kingdom. Those upgrading from captain are to choose between Privateer and Squire. Rankings go as followed:
Poop High Knight:
Fifth and final rank in the Poop Army
Those who reach the High Knight rank are free to do as they please. The royal council respects any decision a High Knight makes.
Poop Squires:
Fourth rank in the Poop Army (Finish 30 quests to rank up)
A shield/armor bearer. Under the control of High Knights.
Poop Privateer:
Fourth rank in the Poop Army (Finish 30 quests to rank up)
A private person authorized by the royal council by letters of marque to attack foreign vessels during wartime.
Poop Captain:
Third rank in the Poop Army (Finish 15 quests to rank up)
Have the control of soldiers and grunts. Still under control of the royal council.
Poop Soldier:
Second rank in the Poop Army (Finish 8 quests to rank up)
Soldiers have more experience than grunts, but are still under the control of captains.
Poop Grunt: Kildor, CookingOkasan, gamzee
First rank in the Poop Army. (Finish 3 quests to rank up)
Noobies of the Poop Army. Trained by captains, fighting along side fellow soldiers.
POOP MAGE GUILD
Those with the power of poop and farts.
______ The Brown:
Fifth and final rank in the Poop Mage Guild.
Those who master all possible skills in the art of poop.
Poop Wizard:
Fourth rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 60 quests to rank up)
Poop Wizards have an immense knowledge in the art of poop and farts.
Poop Mage Professor:
Fourth rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 30 quests to rank up)
Those with enough knowledge and experience in the ways of the poop and farts. Spreading their knowledge to mage students, they know a nice assortment of spells such as silent but deadly, the runs, and the steamer.
Poop Summoner:
Second rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 15 quests to rank up)
With the ability to summon poop at will, Poop summoners hold the power of diarrhea in their hands.
Poop Mage Student: Vaati, Kippla
First rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 5 quests to rank up)
Those willing to learn from more experienced mages
POOP PEASANTS
"PEASANTS!!"
Poop Jesters: Cory
In times of need, the royal council needs a comic relief. The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.
Poop Plebs:
Ultimate peasant.
POOP LORE
Legends of the Poop Kingdom
Poop God:
Maker of all things poo. Why he made it smelly? "it is the scent of victory!" Some don't believe in him, but to most living in the poop kingdom he is a way of life.
Phantom of Poop: Javocado
Lorebooks describe the Phantom of Poop as a dark greenish glowing figure who haunts children in their sleep if they do decide to flush their poops. The Poop Queen is one of many who have been haunted as children by the Phantom. The Phantom of Poop (aka PoP) is controlled by the Poop King herself. As her royal henchman, he does spooky phantom things at her back and call. In times of danger, PoP is used as an assassin.
Brown Eyed Dragon: Kisstoefur
The decision makers of the Poop Kingdom. Decisions such as levying taxes and when to wage war.
Poop King: Olive
Ruler of the land of poo. First in command.
Poop Queen: SockHead
Married the the ruler of the land of poo. Second in command.
Poop Princess: pallycake, Lauren
Must be hot. Known for exquisite scent. Help when it comes to deciding future plans for poop kingdom as they will one day inherit the kingdom.
Poop Prince: Trundle
Must be hot. Known for exquisite scent. Help when it comes to deciding future plans for poop kingdom as they will one day inherit the kingdom.
Poop Adviser: Lunatic
Assistant to the King and Queen.
POOP ARMY
Those who are brave enough to finish quests and lay their lives down for the Poop Kingdom. Those upgrading from captain are to choose between Privateer and Squire. Rankings go as followed:
Poop High Knight:
Fifth and final rank in the Poop Army
Those who reach the High Knight rank are free to do as they please. The royal council respects any decision a High Knight makes.
Poop Squires:
Fourth rank in the Poop Army (Finish 30 quests to rank up)
A shield/armor bearer. Under the control of High Knights.
Poop Privateer:
Fourth rank in the Poop Army (Finish 30 quests to rank up)
A private person authorized by the royal council by letters of marque to attack foreign vessels during wartime.
Poop Captain:
Third rank in the Poop Army (Finish 15 quests to rank up)
Have the control of soldiers and grunts. Still under control of the royal council.
Poop Soldier:
Second rank in the Poop Army (Finish 8 quests to rank up)
Soldiers have more experience than grunts, but are still under the control of captains.
Poop Grunt: Kildor, CookingOkasan, gamzee
First rank in the Poop Army. (Finish 3 quests to rank up)
Noobies of the Poop Army. Trained by captains, fighting along side fellow soldiers.
POOP MAGE GUILD
Those with the power of poop and farts.
______ The Brown:
Fifth and final rank in the Poop Mage Guild.
Those who master all possible skills in the art of poop.
Poop Wizard:
Fourth rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 60 quests to rank up)
Poop Wizards have an immense knowledge in the art of poop and farts.
Poop Mage Professor:
Fourth rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 30 quests to rank up)
Those with enough knowledge and experience in the ways of the poop and farts. Spreading their knowledge to mage students, they know a nice assortment of spells such as silent but deadly, the runs, and the steamer.
Poop Summoner:
Second rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 15 quests to rank up)
With the ability to summon poop at will, Poop summoners hold the power of diarrhea in their hands.
Poop Mage Student: Vaati, Kippla
First rank in the Poop Mage Guild. (Finish 5 quests to rank up)
Those willing to learn from more experienced mages
POOP PEASANTS
"PEASANTS!!"
Poop Jesters: Cory
In times of need, the royal council needs a comic relief. The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.
Poop Plebs:
Ultimate peasant.
POOP LORE
Legends of the Poop Kingdom
Poop God:
Maker of all things poo. Why he made it smelly? "it is the scent of victory!" Some don't believe in him, but to most living in the poop kingdom he is a way of life.
Phantom of Poop: Javocado
Lorebooks describe the Phantom of Poop as a dark greenish glowing figure who haunts children in their sleep if they do decide to flush their poops. The Poop Queen is one of many who have been haunted as children by the Phantom. The Phantom of Poop (aka PoP) is controlled by the Poop King herself. As her royal henchman, he does spooky phantom things at her back and call. In times of danger, PoP is used as an assassin.
Brown Eyed Dragon: Kisstoefur
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