You take that back!
OK *cracks knuckles* it's about time someone dealt with your shenanigans here! You better be prepared for a very stern typing-to.
Julian and Colton are precious sweet boys who have never done anyone wrong in their entire lives, and more importantly, have the exact right amount of hair.
The fact that you could even suggest that their majestic manes are the result of a medical disorder is simply beyond the pale. Beyond it.
And the only drug that cub-squirrel hybrid is high on is life. Fresh air. Clear crisp spring water. Because life on a deserted island is pure and wholesome. Her eyes are wide with excitement for a new adventure that she was hoping to share with you. And then here you are, insulting her facial features she can't change. It's not her fault that she's a bit of an unfortunate-looking hybrid. She can't change that. She can't rub rogaine in her eyes and fix them. But Nay-Nay can rub it on her bald spot and fix that.