Ruin a Movie!

[Yanrima~]

The ending has the main character find out that the world is just a simulation, his memories are fake, and has an existential crisis.

Sonic movie

 

[Midoriya]

Looking for fast-paced action between Sonic and Dr. Eggman? Well sorry, but this isn't it. In this movie Sonic works as a pizza delivery driver for Domino's. Dr. Eggman has no job and becomes jealous, so he decides to work for Little Caesar's. The two compete until they're both CEOs of their respective pizza companies, and the battle goes on forever....

Sonic The Hedgehog 2

 

[TN4U]

The pizza battle rages on. Sonic hires his longtime friend Noid Tails, and Eggman brings his newest experiment, Caesarman Knuckles. Soon enough, a new dark evil emerges. Who is this? None other than Mr. Papa John himself. He wants his company back from Shaq. Hey, isn't that the name of some Johnny Bravo episode? Ah, who cares. What's important is that there can only be one winner. Who will it be?

Alternate description:
It's a sequel and Knuckles. Featuring Eggman and Knuckles. Sonic has Tails, and Knuckles. Did I mention Knuckles is in this movie?

Rugrats Go Wild

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The Rugrats decide to become serial killers after watching a slasher movie on tv. And they get away with all the murders because who would ever expect babies and toddlers of being murderers?

The Incredible Hulk

 

[Yoshi155]

The Rugrats decide to become serial killers after watching a slasher movie on tv. And they get away with all the murders because who would ever expect babies and toddlers of being murderers?

The Incredible Hulk

Actually, you didn’t ruin that movie, you came up with an amazing idea for a new horror movie.

Anyway, whenever Bruce turns into Hulk, he turns into a giant slime creature instead.

Iron Man (2008)

 

[TN4U]

Tony Stark needed to protect his ego, so he decided to build a robot named Iron Man to kill anyone that dared to question Tony. Unfortunately, the AI gets confused, making the robot fly to different countries and go haywire, starting global conflicts. Oops.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

 

[Mr.Fox]

Cameron never comes over, so Ferris is actually just stuck at home all day watching talk shows and The Price Is Right.

The Punisher

 

[SkyKnight03]

Frank Castle and Batman have a therapy session about grief. It proves to be a success. Both give up being vigilantes and become novelists.

Fast & Furious

 

[Midoriya]

Instead of being about Vin Diesel and the gang, this movie is about a Jimmy John's employee named Jimmy who's determined to be the fastest and most furious delivery driver around. Unfortunately he's going to have stiff competition as both Sonic and Dr. Eggman's personal delivery drivers, Knuckles and uh, Knuckles, will give him a run for his money. Just who will be the fastest and most furious delivery driver? Find out now!

Jurassic World

 

[TN4U]

Apparently, nobody learned that Jurassic Park was a total disaster of a place to create and curate. So, what do the clever scientists come up with instead? An entire solar system planet dedicated to dinosaurs. Yep. Eventually, the alien dinos have their intelligence increased, invade Earth, and cause complete total havoc. All we wanted was for these large reptiles to be physically seen again!

The Godfather

 

[Mr.Fox]

The toll booth actually works, so Sonny goes about his life.

Encanto

 

[SkyKnight03]

Mirabel is gifted too.

Matilda

 

[TN4U]

Danny DeVito forgets his lines, and instead sings about loving trash, stealing the show for himself. The whole movie then suddenly turns into a Beatles-esque musical about the joys of being a kid, with DeVito narrating the entire thing. It was a true magical masterpiece.

Purple Rain

 

[SkyKnight03]

Prince breaks his guitar on accident and loses interest in music. He becomes a bus driver instead. But always keeps the name prince.

"Thank you, prince the bus driver". They say as they leave the bus. (remember to always thank the driver)!

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The movie turns out to be just another parody by Weird Al and nothing else.

Creating Rem Lezar (1989)

 

[TN4U]

So, here's the thing: Superman was at this bachelor party at a mansion, right? Of course, he went as his alter ego Clark Kent, as he didn't want his identity revealed as usual. There were some illegal substances at this party, and Kent took in a bit too much. He accidentally flew out of the mansion back to his apartment (no one saw him thank goodness), and decided to go fight crime. He mistakenly puts on a rejected suit made by a seamstress he fired previously, and flies off into the downtown streets of Metropolis. As he was still not himself from being around those substances, he stutters mid-flight and crashes into a daycare. Coincidentally, the kids inside were brainstorming ideas for an imaginary superhero. When Superman gets up, the kids all scream with excitement, and call him "Rem Lazar". Superman simply goes with this, and takes the kids to go get ice cream. While flying to the parlor, he starts to sing, and the kids all sing along, having the time of their lives. After eating ice cream, Rem Lazar/Superman suddenly realizes what the heck is going on, and immediately tells the kids the movie's famous final line: "I have to go now. My planet needs me." Superman, now back to his usual self, flies off into the sun, and dies on the way to the shattered remains of Krypton. The kids were very sad to see him go, but were at least happy to see their imaginary superhero friend come alive before their eyes. The end.

When Harry Met Sally...

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

It’s just a two hour extended scene at the diner and Meg Ryan “faking it.”

Death Becomes Her

 

[Mr.Fox]

It plays out more along the lines of Weekend At Bernies...

Weekend At Bernies

 

[QueenCobra]

Some random kids get separated from their tour group run into Bernie Sanders in D.C. and just decide to hang out with him the rest of the day. (Idk this would actually improve the movie.)

The Aristocats?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

It’s really the Dingo Pictures knock off Nice Cats and all throughout the movie, Marie is constantly searching for her “d@$& hairbrush.”

Aladdin