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Ruin a Movie!

All casts were replaced with Michael Jackson. Because both the cover for Moonwalker, and the poster art for Star Trek: The Motion Picture are completely similar.

Hackers (1995)
 
It turns out the movie is actually a depressing documentary about credit card theft.

Gremlins
 
The movie is about several species of small furry animals who are gathered together in a cave and are grooving with a pict.
If you got that reference kudos to you

High School Musical
 
It's, uh, well, a movie about zombies. They go around, bite people, and they turn to zombies. That's pretty much it.

Robots (2005)
 
The movie is an extended version of the episode of Futurama where Bender makes himself be made out of wood and two hours of the outdated robots stuck on their island.

Beauty and the Beast (1991)
 
This is a new take on a very intense fan crew, I mean this lady is basically in love with a possessive Bison who's keeping her captive. Girl's going crazy, but is in love with a bison lion thing. Somehow sees talking silverware? That's one intense fanfiction if you ask me. I mean who knows, maybe we just gotta see from this lady's eyes about what makes a bison so attractive. We just need to open our eyes to the truth. Bison are thr true prince charming. Who needs a man, am I right?

La La Land
 
I don't know what that is.

La La Land is a movie narrated by Porky Pig. (I'm sorry)

Honey I Shrunk the Kids
 
Rick Moranis got sick and tired of people making fun of his height (especially women), so he shrunk his kids with a Frankenstein-like device because they would spread nasty rumors about him and his height to their friends, who would tell their parents. Lesson learned: don't judge people for not being at least 6 foot.

Ghostbusters: Answer the Call (2016)
 
No one has answered the call, so instead, the movie was never made, simply because no one answers the call, at least according to the subtitle.

Daft Punk's Electroma (2006)
 
It's about some daft punks committing crimes. They eventually get caught and are electrocuted, and they die. The end.

Mrs. Doubtfire
 
Mrs. Doubtfire doubted about something and then dies in a firepit for some reason. It later became lost media that almost barely no one talked about, and even if one does, others will think they're crazy.

That one new FNAF movie.
 
It's just this for the entire thing.

Of course, this would be more like a major improvement to any movie, so maybe this is against the rules.

Avengers: Endgame
 
Some good-looking purple hunky beast named Thanos from outer space wants to destroy the universe, so a bunch of flying heroes try to stop him. Unfortunately, they become hypnotized by Thanos' insanely-modified power glove to worship the beast instead, and the whole thing starts turning into a romance movie. Iron Man doesn't agree with how this is playing out, so he sacrifices his life while attempting to put an end to Thanos' craziness once and for all in order to save his hero friends. A full three hours of non-stop craziness!

Crocodile Dundee (1985)
 
It features a crocodile named Dundee, a crocodile in Australia, just doing it's natural habitat, in entirely 1 hour and 44 minutes. That's all...

Fantomas (1964)
 
It shows Forrest eating all the chocolates inside a box. But most times he just takes a bite out of one and puts it back because it's something gross like coconut or custard.

Guardians of the Galaxy?
 
"My momma once told me... if you get some chocolates in a box from a real nice lady, make sure to savor each piece and show her you like 'em... running on a football field during a game is very memorable... Vietnam will make you insane... and keep running until you get to where you're goin'... I may act strange, but I don't let that stop me..."
Wow ninja'd right as I finished I'll do both

We get it, your name is Groot. Let's go stop some bad guys already.

The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)
 
The role of Greg is played by Danny Bonaduce during a massive drug and alcohol fueled bender that is constantly happening throughout the movie and everyone else just ignores it as chaos continues to happen all around them.

Misery (1990)
 
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