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Ruin a Movie!

It's just a movie about a really sad guy and his day to day life, speaking with a therapist, going grocery shopping, going to work. Nothing of note occurs.

American Psycho
 
He's American! He's a psycho! His actor's named Christian Bale for a reason! It's just the stories of a guy in an America who's Christian and happens to have been diagnosed with psychopathy as a mental disorder.

Rocky (1976)
 
It's about a rock that enters a boxing tournament. He makes it to the finals because the opponents simply cannot beat him. They all injure their fists when trying to break this gigantic rock, and end up losing. In the finals, the competitor almost breaks the rock in two, but fails, and rocky ends up winning it all. 😎

Wreck-It Ralph
 
A long time ago, VH1 wanted to make a video game successor to Behind the Music, but was shelved because the executives thought it was too fake and wouldn't pull in viewers. One day, some thieves ordinary-looking people working for Balt Didney found this project as they were in the middle of stealing casually borrowing stuff from another studio's catalog to fill the endless void of spaces in their own "Didney Bault". A great-great-great relative of Balt Didney saw this project, and instantly wanted to make their own family-friendly version. So, Didney went into their endless pit of cash and paid some video game companies big bucks to license some of their characters out to make a movie. After a ton of script changes that ultimately resulted in Supra Mayro getting written out, we eventually got Wreck-It Ralph, about a guy's personal life past his most-recognized role as a recurring game villain.

The Smurfs (Live action hybrid film)
 
The Smurfs smurf it up, dawg. They totally smurf in this movie. They're so smurfin' cool. I think there's a point where they smurf so hard that they smurfed a new one. Hey, how many more times do you think I can fit smurf into this paragraph???

Tangled
 
Seymour was fired from the job and the plant was dead from neglect.

Chicken Run (2000)
 
It's just a bunch of chickens who train to run a big marathon or something. The bad guy is Colonel Sanders, and he wants the chickens to become so hot that they fry under the sun so that he can sell his fried chicken buckets to the masses. He does this by tricking Mother Nature (he's already up there) to bring down a massive heat wave and secretly replaces the rain water with vegetable grease. The whole movie involves the running chickens trying to put an end to Colonel Sanders for all chickenkind. There's also a B-plot that involves cows operating magical creatures called "Universal Fil-a Orcas" in space, and they're trying to steal the secret formula from the Colonel. You could say everything in this movie is occurring in a "grease trap!"

Antz
 
(I haven’t watched the movie, so this is based on what I saw in Wikipedia)
It becomes a movie about environmentalism, with General Mandible representing a strawman argument of anyone who doesn’t support environmentalism, and cementing it as, well, a pretty crappy and super one sided movie.

Avatar (2009)
 
Two adult guys who are now related via their parents go on "wacky adventures" in order to find the truth. However, they get too wacky, and end up forgetting about the mission they set out to accomplish in the first place because they find each other so relatable.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding
 
Zeus eats a crap ton of food and gets fat, and so does Hades. Then they decide to marry each other. The end.

The Day The Earth Stood Still
 
It is literally about the earth that did nothing, but stand still all day.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
 
Willy Wonka has an amazing chocolate factory that only few people can enter. On the day of the rare golden tickets, five or so people arrive. While showing them the factory in a tour, one of the kids falls into the chocolate river. Unfortunately, he isn't just disqualified. He dies. Wonka is sued for all of his assets and the factory is shut down, never to be heard from again.

Independence Day
 
The goverment nukes the aliens at the first sign of them, they get scared and fly away never to be seen again, so it's boring.

Fantastic Mr. Fox
 
Mr. Fox is pretty fantastic, that is, until Swiper from Dora the Explorer challenges him to a contest to see who is the better fox. Swiper ends up winning...

Terminator (the original)
 
Kyle doesn’t exist, so the Terminator successfully kills Sarah and that’s it.

Blade Runner (1982)
 
Blade from Honkai: Star Rail decides to add an early morning jog to his daily routine. That's it. That's the entire movie.

Big Hero 6.
 
Wow, that ending. I'm just, uhm, flabbergasted. I can't even put together words right now. I feel like I'm about to cry. No, don't cry, it's just a movie, it's jus- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't know how it ends but I heard it's the most emotional ending in Disney history

Paw Patrol: The Movie
 
The dogs from Paw Patrol decide to become actual police dogs. Unfortunately, they don't meet the height requirements, so their dreams are never realized. The end.

Turning Red
 
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