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Ruin a Movie!
- Thread starter Captain Jigglypuff
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It's about some guys who want to make an atomic bomb to help win the war... except they don't know how physics works, so they end up entering a regional bomb-making contest instead. They fight tooth and nail against their bitter rivals, the ja-PAN bomb-making team, but end up losing. Then America gets atomic bombed instead and uh, everyone dies.
Barbie
Barbie
LOL
It starts to get really really hot, and as the movie progresses the characters are just slowly melting.
The movie was going to be marketed to kids, but the executives at Warner Bros. didn't want a clone of Toy Story as they knew the con artists lovely people at Balt Didney would sue them right on the spot and win instantly. So instead, they made a movie about a picture-perfect woman dating a picture-perfect man, involving no toys, and rated it PG-13. It had nothing to do with the toy line other than the character names and everything being a stereotypical depiction of a picture-perfect life. 'Cause you know, that's what Barbie has been known for since the 1950's.
How the West Was Won
How the West Was Won
Dunny County
(Undercover reporter)
Instead of cowboys the film is populated entirely by anthropomorphic pencils and who completely fail to win the west but succeed in winning the hearts of the audience through a dance number interspersed with tragic monologues about victims of trench-foot.
JAWS 3D
JAWS 3D
Goldi Locks
Hot Porridge
There's no shark. And it's not in 3D.
Pink Floyd - The Wall
Pink Floyd - The Wall
Ex-bass player/singer/self-proclaimed leader Roger Waters' diss letter to Pink Floyd fans, released about three years after the album it's based on and right before he left the band. It's about an alienated, drugged-up rock star named Pink who goes through a really rough phase and nearly dies due to the actions of stupid fans and money-grubbing decisions by his higher-ups. Ironically, despite Waters doing everything he could to get rid of his fanbase, the existing fans loved it. It's never seen a re-release past the early DVD era because Waters himself still can't figure out why people like it, but seems to enjoy hearing fans always cry for an HD release of the movie. Think about it: If Waters approved a new remaster, then his original vision from the late '70s-early '80s wouldn't make sense. He's got more logic than you think.
The Breakfast Club
The Breakfast Club
QueenCobra
big boy season
Everyone gathers in the library to eat breakfast. There is no conflict— just kids eating and having funny conversations. The end.
Spirited Away
Spirited Away
Some kids follow a spirit because it looks cool. Little do they know it would take them to a bar. Definitely not a place for young children. The bartender asks if they want a drink and then gives them one regardless of whether they want it or not. The kids drink too much and get drunk, and die, basically. Thus, they have been "spirited away." The end.
Zootopia
Zootopia
A rookie cop gets tangled in an intense murder case. She starts to freak out as she goes to the coroner to see what the body looked like, and nearly reverse eats. Luckily, Swiper the Fox swings by from off the street to calm her down, and she proceeds to help solve the case. In a twist, the cop finds out that Swiper did it, and he's a massive cereal killer (you read that right - he killed people that ate cereal). She says, "Swiper no swiping!" three times, and he turns himself in. All is now well in Zooland. The end.
Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty
QueenCobra
big boy season
The Maleficent dragon kills Prince Philip so he can’t kiss Princess Aurora. She never wakes up. 
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Kiki’s Delivery Service
QueenCobra
big boy season
Jake Gyllenhaal gets a big jar stuck on his head but the show must go on as he acts in the entire movie like that.
My Neighbor Totoro
My Neighbor Totoro
Dunny County
(Undercover reporter)
It's a biopic about the guy who lived next door to Dorothy Gale's dog for a bit and misheard it's name.
You're No Friend Of The Silver Moon
You're No Friend Of The Silver Moon
Yoshi155
Step inside and hold on for dear life
The world actually has normal, real life physics. Yeah, a lot of the movie doesn’t really work when you apply the laws of physics to it.
Titanic (1997, aka the James Cameron version, aka the superior version).
Titanic (1997, aka the James Cameron version, aka the superior version).
