Ruin Animal Crossing Forever!

[MapleSilver]

The task is simple: You have just been appointed head of the Animal Crossing development team. Now you must quickly and efficiently destroy every ounce of credibility the series ever had!

I'll start by greatly "improving" the PWP mechanics. Most players tend to be annoyed with how PWPs take forever to be suggested. Well in this new game, we have decided to do away with that clunky old mechanic. Instead, every project not received at the start can easily be unlocked for $1.99! How's that for efficiency?

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Sounds like a Pocket Camp from hell.

 

[Gum]

Get upset at villagers moving in and out constantly?
Tireless requests?

In this new game, you can only have two villagers! And they can't move out.

Good luck.

 

[Mayor Kera]

Did Resetti ever annoy you with his constant angry tirades after you turned the game off without saving?

Well, now he shows up every day, whether you saved the game or not, to criticize your Bell spending habits, interior design choices, path layouts, landscaping, outfit, and more! If you turn the game off to avoid the lecture, he will give you another one that's twice as long as the first!

Enjoy!

 

[meggtheegg]

Every time you TT and begin that new day, Resetti goes on a tirade, and the game also picks up on you quitting the game while making a new character to plot reset, putting Resetti into another tirade

 

[matt]

You can't plant flowers or drop items on the ground, the ground cannot be tampered with in any way, you can't lay patterns or plant /chop trees

 

[lunatepic]

animal crossing switch comes with new and improved high definition graphics, including hyper-realistic landscapes, actual human-looking players, and villagers with fully textured very detailed genitals on display 24/7 because none of them wear pants

 

[tiffanistarr]

we've heard that you like harvesting beetles, sharks, and large fish on the island to make money for tom nook's already over priced housing

we've decided to lower the spawn rate of said beetles, sharks, and large fish and raise the spawn rate of other worthless fish and wharf roaches

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

beetles, sharks, and larger fish now sell for 50% less than what they did in New Leaf

 

[ForgottenT]

So I heard ya all like certain villagers, in this new installment we will sell seperate DLC printed on cardboard, throw out your old villagers like a true dictator, and throw in whatever villagers you want in their spot, no longer will you have to make new friends, or learn to appreciate less popular villagers, give me your money and you'll no longer have to experience one of the main aspects of our game, and from now on you'll only see the same 10 villagers in every town you come across!

Huh? They already did that?

Uhmm..
Announcing! Animal Crossing Switch! AC like never before! No longer will you be able to fish, collect bugs, or get a house!
The game will instead be linked to your pocket camp, drive your camper onto the Switch in docked mode to play fun mario party like minigames! And in handheld.. Just kidding this title don't need handheld support, you got it on your phone already silly!
Animal Crossing Camp Festivale coming to Switch 2018!

 

[dedenne]

ac was ruined from the start-the end

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Hi, my name is Hyrule_Crossing. And here is an update for animal crossing: new leaf welcome amiibo! Want to go to the island, But you don’t have enough bells on hand? No worry’s! We are dropping that all together! Instead of the low low price of 1000 bells. You will have to pay $5.99! Better right! And that’s not all! Every time you make a deposit into the ABD you have to pay a fee of half of whatever you deposit! 1 Million Bells at once? Well buddy, you have to pay 500K! Oh, and THATS not all!! Every step you take will drain 1 bell from your inventory! Enjoy the new update, Animal Crossing: New leaf Welcome Amiibo Ruined Forever!

 

[Shellzilla_515]

This is Shellzilla, the director of the upcoming Animal Crossing game. It will be titled Animal Crossing Deluxe Edition!

So before you actually start up a new save file, you have to pay $5.99 for the train ticket!

Once you're through, you'll be introduced into your town and be able to plot your house BUT, there's a twist! There's no payment when having your house plotted but you will have to make monthly payments of $9.99 to pay off your monthly bills. This also includes the months that you haven't played at all so make it count!

Fishing in this game is actually fishing in real life. You have to wait for hours just to get a bite. Did you lose it? Too bad! You have to wait again just to get another chance! And did I mention that sea basses have quadrupled in numbers? Say goodbye on trying to catch a coelacanth!

What is Animal Crossing without the villagers themselves? Not only do they not talk to you but they actually behave the way they normally do. Have a kangaroo in your town? Risk getting many sucker punches! How about a wolf? They'll probably eat you to death, wanting to avoid them at all costs.

Last but not least, Tom Nook. Racoons are known for causing damage around the town. In the middle of the night, Tom Nook will try to destroy your roof, forcing you to pay the repairs to him costing 90,000 bells. Even if your system is turned off, you will still hear Tom Nook chewing away bits and pieces of your roof while you sleep. Gotta call Copper then!

K.K. Slider has not played guitar in years and his quality in performance has dropped like a rock! People have high expectations for him and when he just plays a single note, his audience starts throwing tomatoes at him for not fine tuning his guitar.


There's more to come folks! But it's best that we'll reveal everything once we launch the game at an unknown date....

 

[superkait]

Welcome to Animal Crossing: Ruined Forever. Love the customizable features of your mayor character? Now Nintendo is rolling out new features that require you to use your Nintendo mii as your mayor! Remember the hideous and frightening “mii makeup” effect? Now you get to enjoy this feature 24/7 in AC:RF!

 

[MapleSilver]

Since we have been receiving so much positive feedback on our wolf villagers, we decided to give everyone what they wanted! In the new game, every wolf will be cranky, even the females! Also, due to the cranky personality being considered too "mean", we have decided to completely remove it from the series! This means that wolves no longer exist as a species.

Figured this thread was somewhat relevant now that the new game has been announced.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

im The new game, all popular villagers and cute villagers will be removed from the game. And all the ugly and lower tears will stay! Meaning, you get to look at their, C U T E faces 24/7! Enjoy!

 

[koopasta]

We've realized that some of the villager personality types are mean, and since we at Nintendo have no older fans whatsoever, we decided to get rid of every personality type.. except Normal. Now, all villagers, whether male or female, will be super nice to the player and never complain...ever! Villagers will only be nice to each other, too! No more fights, sadness, or anger! Hence, all negative emotions have been removed from the game as well.

 

[StrayBluet]

We've heard all of you fan's reactions to our previous updates about what's to come for the new Animal Crossing game that's yet to come out at an unknown date so here's another update: We've heard people have been overwhelmed by the massive amounts of responsibilities of being mayor so we've decided to make Isabelle mayor and the player just a normal villager with no control over how the town is created or changed, you have no decision over the town name, how the town is laid out, or what villagers move there. You may only talk to the villagers which only have the normal personality, fish, catch bugs, shop, and sometimes participate in events but you probably have a lot of things to do in real life on event days like Christmas or Halloween, so you probably won't even log in to the game and play that much. Thanks for reading and by reading this all the way through, you have automatically pre-ordered the game along with the Switch, even if you already have one or already pre-ordered, hope you like this touch we added!

 

[StarParty8]

Here at nitnendi (my bootleg nintendo which i created by trying to type nintendo with my eyes closed in a forum game) we try and make quality products! and our recent decision is to wipe out all personality types except snooty, smug, uchi, and cranky. any villagers that never had those personality types were removed from the game, and any villagers that did in the past (but don't now) have been reverted to those types. plus, the only bugs available are the bees, scorpions, tarantula, and mosquito. this title is called AC:FB (full-on brutal) but we're also making a game where the only villagers available are peppy, normal, jock, and lazy. and every villager says "i love you" as they're only catchphrase and greeting, and you can't ever change it. but there are no bugs, fish, fossils, or art, which also means that crazy redd doesn't exist anymore! this title is called AC:BE (boring edition) Which is worse?

 

[seeds]

Animal Crossing : Dating Simulator

 

[MelloDimensions]

Nah I'd ruin myself first before doing that. Once over with I'd be the type to have scraggly hair, a far look in my eyes, and an absence amount of a drool as I smile a defeated smile
I just love the series too much, it's impossible.