Ruin The Wish!

[StrayBluet]

Granted. But the world is run by robots and you wish you could go back, however, everyone else thinks that present is better than this current present and you are labeled as a violent reactionary.

I wish Castle Crashers would be on sale on steam tomorrow.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. It was on sale, but ended up being a giveaway sale to only a select few pro players.

I wish people would leave me alone and go away.

 

[StrayBluet]

granted but now no one (including animals) exist and you end up dying from loneliness.

I wish I got to spend more time with my family tonight

 

[chapstick]

granted but you rip your pants and see your batman underwear they make fun of you for eternity

i wish i could be petting a dog right now

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You must pet a dog for eternity.

I wish I could eat whatever I want to eat to excess and not get fat.

 

[midnightdreams]

Granted but your taste buds no longer work, so you can't taste what you're eating

I wish for ska music to become the new mainstream sensation.

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but every other kind of music doesn't exist anymore.

I wish to get a third cat!

 

[Malynn]

Your wish is granted, but the third cat is secretly a dog in a cat costume, you've been fooled.

I wish for a cat in general.

 

[StrayBluet]

granted but it hates you with all it's being

I wish I could teleport wherever I want, whenever I want

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. But you end up teleporting onto a train track and end up getting run over.

I wish I could be alone in a dimension by myself, with all the food and water I’ll ever need.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, but you?re bored, all the time. Sounds like you shoulda brought a game.

I wish I could mega evolve.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You mega evolve into a fatter than fat Snorlax mega.


I wish people would not disagree with me.

 

[Locket]

granted, but now, since the world agrees with everything, some decisions are bad and lead the world closer to death.

i wish i could go swimming

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you're stranded under the Arctic Ocean in the middle of winter with the ice being too strong to break.

I wish to grow a blue violet collectible.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. But Petey Piranha comes by and turns it into a monster flower that eats you.


I wish I could eat food without getting fat.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, your body becomes completely unable to digest any fats. This leads to your death.

I wish I could catch a Teddiursa.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You catch it, but a wild Ursaring comes by and the Teddiursa that you caught happens to be its child. The Ursaring rips you apart and you have to start your adventure all over.


I wish I had all the Pokemon that will ever exist.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but all the Pok?mon yet to exist turn into MissingNo and destroy your game.

I wish my computer could handle Cities Skylines.

 

[s i r e n t i c]

Granted, but now that's all your computer can handle and you can't play any other games

I wish I was skilled at drawing

 

[StrayBluet]

granted, but everyone else hates it

I wish I could have a strawberry banana smoothie with eggs for breakfast