Ruin The Wish!

[Midoriya]

Granted. The food is so good, it makes you literally explode and die.


I wish I had an endless supply of money.

 

[Locket]

granted, but it's invalid in the country you live in

I wish I could fly

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You fly into an airplane and die.


I wish people would stop jumping on trends all the time.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now people don’t do trends at all, and everyone is boring.

I wish I had a paying job.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You get paid in Diamondback snakes that want to eat you.


I wish money was not the current form of exchange.

 

[matt]

Granted. You get paid in Diamondback snakes that want to eat you.


I wish money was not the current form of exchange.

Well it's always going to be , so hard cheese

I wish for a genie

 

[tiffanistarr]

Granted but she’s the worst genie and always gets the wishes wrong

I wish I had more money

 

[dedenne]

granted, but youve lost all your other non-replaceable possessions

i wish these headaches would begone

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You now have a broken left wrist.


I wish I were invincible.

 

[duckykate]

Granted but your immune system is now weakened

I wish i were a duck

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. Now other ducks come by and give you fish, and there’s not much else to eat.


I wish I were a lochness monster.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you probably don't exist.

I wish the Principality of Sealand was a global superpower.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. We all have to eat sardines now whether we like it or not.


I wish people were allowed to be as creative as they want to be.

 

[TiredStudent]

Granted, but now the job market is overflowing with artists, but the demand for art is low.


I wish I didn't have student loans.

 

[Antonio]

Granted, but you are dead. You did this on yourself, pal. Now you'll have to live with the fact that you are dead.

I wish for a wish that wish for this wish I had in this dream about wishing for a wish that was a wish that was wishable.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You are stuck within a dream within a dream within a dream etc. like inception, only dreamception, and you can never return to reality.


I wish planets and moons in our solar system could be colonized.

 

[Dessivue]

Granted, but the pioneers develop abilities that makes them superior to Earthens. (I totally didn't steal that from The Lunar Chronicles.

I wish I could be my true self at school, without being rejected.

 

[babykas]

Granted, but you reject everyone else.

I wish I could see my boyfriend every weekend.

 

[Buttonsy]

Granted, but you are on the other side of a door, and are seeing him through the keyhole, not actually being in the same room.

I wish I had a million stickers.

 

[Halony]

Granted, but they will all be on your forehead.

I wish I never had to clean my house anymore.