Salty Spittoon

[-Apples-]

You can enter, but you're better off if you can run at 60 miles an hour.

I can carry 40 kettle bells all by myself, ranging from 15 to 60 pounds. But I can't do them all at once.

 

[fuzzybug]

I suppose I can put in a small good word with the big man.

I can lift large rocks with my toes, but only for 30 seconds.

 

[-Apples-]

You're too tough for this place. You need to go to the Super Salty Spitoon rather than the regular Salty Spitoon.

I can carry a 30-pound barbel with one hand.

 

[fuzzybug]

That's gross.

I can destroy bridges with my bare hands.

 

[Beardo]

Lol no

I can spit like, half a foot

 

[fuzzybug]

Impressive, but if you have a star for a behind, that's a turn off

I can grow hair just by sneezing

 

[-Apples-]

You're better off visiting Weenie Hut Jr for that.

I can carry furniture upstairs without getting tired. The stairs aren't even straight.

 

[fuzzybug]

That just sounds like a joke...

I eat children for BREAKFAST!

 

[pokedude729]

I'm calling the cops.

I beat the Porky Statue in Mother 3
Without using the New Years Even Bomb or PK Flash

 

[fuzzybug]

That means nothing to me...

I beat Cynthia in Pokemon Diamond on the first try. AND HER ELITE TEAM

 

[-Apples-]

If it's in a video game, then how's Super Weenie Hut for you?

I can jump off of a 500 foot building without hurting myself, but by landing on my feet.

 

[fuzzybug]

Show off. That's a super hero.

The other day my shirt was on fire and I didn't even realize till I smelled something burning.

 

[deerui]

no weenies allowed

i had a bowl of milk for breakfast.... without any milk

 

[tobi!]

Denied.

I answered yes when a girl asked "Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

[fuzzybug]

Dayum...I dunno what to say to that.
I went home and slammed my head in the door, repeatedly. [only spongebob fans will get that]

 

[Prabha]

Whole **** omg, right this way sir. Toughness level = off the charts.

I went on Disney.com without my parents permission.

 

[fuzzybug]

Denined.
I ninja'd you fair and square, & I don't even think you realize XD

 

[Prabha]

Oh gosh you're right! I didn't even realize I got ninja'd.

 

[fuzzybug]

I might consider letting you in.

I eat bricks for a living. Without cement!

 

[Heartcore]

Denied~

I can glue my own lashes on.