Salty Spittoon

[fuzzybug]

Nope. The signature is very unconvincing.

I beat a grown man up. Without touching him.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

That's psychokinesis! You cheater!


By the way, I watched whoisthisgit's 12th Boss Analysis video, and I didn't even flinch.

 

[fuzzybug]

Meh. Try again.

I ripped someone's tattoo off their arm that said 'MOM' and put it back on so it said 'WOW'.

 

[Hyoshido]

Denied, Unoriginal.

I watched 17 MLP Cringe videos in a row, without crying once.

 

[-Apples-]

Super Weenie Hut Jr is a better place for you.

I can lift 30 pound barbels.

 

[Prabha]

Granted ://

I didn't eat anything, when I went to my grandmas house.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Nope. The signature is very unconvincing.

I beat a grown man up. Without touching him.

Is that a spongebob reference I see?

 

[fuzzybug]

Granted ://

I didn't eat anything, when I went to my grandmas house.

- - - Post Merge - - -



Is that a spongebob reference I see?

hm...maaaybe
Granted. You recognized it <3 [and your signature is badass XD]

I got a splinter only cried for 2 days.

 

[DarkFox7]

hm...maaaybe
Granted. You recognized it <3 [and your signature is badass XD]

I got a splinter only cried for 2 days.

Holy shmoly, granted!

I stayed up until 5 am last night without getting scared ;w;

 

[-Apples-]

Denied access from both Salty Spittoon and Weenie Hut franchises.

I can break an anchor.

 

[DarkFox7]

Granted~

I have the ability to lay in bed and do nothing all day

 

[fuzzybug]

Granted~

I have the ability to lay in bed and do nothing all day

Granted! That is incredible!

I can snap crumbs in half.

 

[Prabha]

Denied. I can do that with my eyes closed! (get it bc I'm asleep lol omg Im not funny)

I drank a whole gallon of milk, and I only puked 5 times. (this actually happened)

- - - Post Merge - - -

ninja'd DARN U FUZZYBUG

but granted bc that is some hard shiz. ( I recongize all your spongebob refs <3)

 

[fuzzybug]

Denied. I can do that with my eyes closed! (get it bc I'm asleep lol omg Im not funny)

I drank a whole gallon of milk, and I only puked 5 times. (this actually happened)

- - - Post Merge - - -

ninja'd DARN U FUZZYBUG

but granted bc that is some hard shiz. ( I recongize all your spongebob refs <3)

XD I got your joke

YES I NINJA'D YOU AGAIN MWHAHAHAHAAHA
Granted. You took being ninja'd with humility.
I got hit in the head with a feather, which made me fall over, and I only cried for two minutes.

 

[DarkFox7]

Granted, like how do you even

I'm hungry right now but I WON'T go to the kitchen and get something to eat.

 

[Prabha]

omfg you monster beast, you're more dangerous than chuck norris.. ENTER PLS

I AM TRYING TO TYPE FAST SO FUZZYBUG WONT NINJA ME adasdfasf

 

[fuzzybug]

Granted, like how do you even

I'm hungry right now but I WON'T go to the kitchen and get something to eat.

That is totally me right now!
Granted!

I got my hair cut and only cried when they first started.

- - - Post Merge - - -

omfg you monster beast, you're more dangerous than chuck norris.. ENTER PLS

I AM TRYING TO TYPE FAST SO FUZZYBUG WONT NINJA ME adasdfasf

ackkkk you beat me!
Granted!

I popped popcorn just by breathing on it.

 

[Bradski]

I'll let ya in.

I broke my fingernail and only cried for 20 minutes.

 

[fuzzybug]

I'll let ya in.

I broke my fingernail and only cried for 20 minutes.

I suppose.

I tore my dollar bill in half by mistake and nearly died I cried so hard.

 

[Prabha]

Maaaaaaan, granted. Broken finger nails hurt like shiz.


I STEPPED ON A LEGO, AND ONLY MY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD HEARD ME SCREAM.

- - - Post Merge - - -

FUZZYBUG I SWEAR OMG

& denied. you can get them fixed at the bank

 

[fuzzybug]

Maaaaaaan, granted. Broken finger nails hurt like shiz.


I STEPPED ON A LEGO, AND ONLY MY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD HEARD ME SCREAM.

- - - Post Merge - - -

FUZZYBUG I SWEAR OMG

Granted. Barely.

I ninja'd you three times so far, and I'm laughing my head off.