say something positive turn something negative

[Shayden]

allergies

your favorite food

 

[tifachu]

"Tomatine is also toxic but less so. However, when ingested in extremely large doses, it may cause gastrointestinal problems, liver and even heart damage. It is highest in concentration in the leaves, stems and unripe fruit; "

Soft toilet paper

 

[50m4ra]

Its too soft and it rips whenever you need it and you're stuck with it..forever

To have "plot armor" till your natural death

 

[50m4ra]

You bump a thread. You dont have any undertale one liners

 

[50m4ra]

You bumped once again it fills you with determination

The powers of all the sea

 

[Linksonic1]

Your allergic to water

People responding to a bumped thread

 

[50m4ra]

Are wonderful ( yes its a good thing git over it )

To be IN the minecraft universe ( becuase why not )

 

[Linksonic1]

Everyone treats you bad because your not "edgy" enough (EHEHHEHE GET IT?)

Your dog can talk

 

[50m4ra]

Your dog can only talk trash which scares away guests friends loved ones etc etc..

To make water slides appear anywhere

 

[50m4ra]

And the bump tally is now up to 6 i think

A supercomputer

 

[50m4ra]

Do you want to know who else bumps threads?[video]https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/epuyR_0JfGVNhulvBLkOpA--~A/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wME EzMDA7aD0yODE7dz01MDA-/http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0lv9khaOv1qbmajao1_500.gif.cf.gif[/video]


To turn into liquids

 

[50m4ra]

Here we go!

Off the bumps

Its bumping like you never knew!

Super hacker powers

 

[50m4ra]

Same old bumping routine

To see perfectly in the dark

 

[50m4ra]

Bump ;(

Ocean powers!

 

[Shu]

And then you're hit with an oil spill.

Telepathy

 

[carp]

and everyone screams, all the time

winning the olympic 100m

 

[hamster]

your heart ends up failing due to your overdose of stanozolol

being able to communicate with my kitty cat

 

[50m4ra]

You have a weak heart and hearing your Kat's potty mouthing took you over the edge

To own every gaming console, top notch gaming PC and every game to date and every game after appearing in the tini bigger-on-the-inside box

 

[karma the oddity]

You spend so much time doing everything you can that you forget to sleep, refuse to sleep, and get so into the cycle of spending the entirety of your day playing video games that your body literally rejects all sleep and you die a painful death.

The ability to summon your waifu at will?

 

[carp]

theresa may appears all the time cause she waifu af

u always have macaroni