Splatoon Splatoon General Discussion (HYPE THREAD)

Things aren't going that bad.
I mean, I have probably lost more than I've won, but it's not as horrible as it is for you guys, it seems.

The teams actually seem pretty even, I haven't gotten matched up with another Team Pizza or Burger.
 
Looks like team pizza managed to turn it around. Been on a continuous win streak all day long. Only took me about an hour to go through Champion. I'm glad to see all the team pizza pros were just asleep when everything started last night.

At one point we faced a team of level 10s and chased them into their spawn within the first twenty seconds. The end result was 80.1 - 4.7 which is the lowest I've ever seen lmao
 
I dont even flipping like pizza

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some of you guys might be having trouble getting paired with noobs, but I'm getting stuck with a lot of high level'd idiots. Snipers that sit in one spot the entire match expecting people to throw themselves at their laser, rollers that roll towards anyone regardless if they're getting shot at or not, and shooters that point directly at the ground the entire match. smh
 
Things aren't going too well for Team Burger... I'm having way too many matches where one of our teammates DC's.
I think I'm going to switch to my Pizza file.
 
Natty said:
some of you guys might be having trouble getting paired with noobs, but I'm getting stuck with a lot of high level'd idiots. Snipers that sit in one spot the entire match expecting people to throw themselves at their laser, rollers that roll towards anyone regardless if they're getting shot at or not, and shooters that point directly at the ground the entire match. smh
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Don't worry, I've been stuck with both. :lemon::lemon:
 
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Natty said:
some of you guys might be having trouble getting paired with noobs, but I'm getting stuck with a lot of high level'd idiots. Snipers that sit in one spot the entire match expecting people to throw themselves at their laser, rollers that roll towards anyone regardless if they're getting shot at or not, and shooters that point directly at the ground the entire match. smh
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I'm so glad I stopped doing this.

Team Pizza isn't working out for me at all. Between the horrible lag and the 3vs4's and the noobs I just cannot.
I'm going to try a different weapon but I doubt it'll help me at this point.
 
Lol the EU Splatfest is Pineapple on Pizza vs No Pineapple on Pizza

I feel so sorry for you guys...
 
I've only lost 3 or 4 Splatfest matches so far, and I'm 35 points away from Burger Queen. This has to be the smoothest one I've experienced so far.
 
Natty said:
some of you guys might be having trouble getting paired with noobs, but I'm getting stuck with a lot of high level'd idiots. Snipers that sit in one spot the entire match expecting people to throw themselves at their laser, rollers that roll towards anyone regardless if they're getting shot at or not, and shooters that point directly at the ground the entire match. smh
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The Rollers...ROLLERS
Either with pizza or hamburgers is THE SAME THING
 
Why do I never think to attack someone when I'm using bomb rush? Like I'm throwing bombs and people will just swim up and kill me and I never realize that I can shoot them in the face.

It's just MUST THROW BOMBS.
 
I'm done with Team Pizza. I just can't. I haven't won any matches in forever and we always seem to have one person on our team who DC's.

Once I manage to reach Defender I'm probably gonna quit and play on my Team Burger file for the rest of the day.
 
So after trying out pretty much every weapon I know how to use well, I found that using th N-Zap '89 really helped me. Now I'm winning almost all my Pizza battles.
 
On team burger we never win either

- - - Post Merge - - -

Also why do I have to wear this dumb shirt
 
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