Stab and Block

[williamd]

has Chuck Noris tell it to attack you

Kool-Aid man attacks you

 

[[Nook]]

Drinks out of him.

Puts you in an inescapable room with only a giant thwomp.

 

[crazyredd45]

i will shout until my voice is sore
use the saw to cut the thwomp in half
Put the halfs toghether to make a whole
climb out htrough the hole

Get a mile long stampede and attack you

 

[[Nook]]

Covers self with something so stinky the stampede will go back to you.

Makes you swallow an un-digestible sticky bomb.

 

[crazyredd45]

barfs up the bomb and throws it

makes jack 'o' lanterns live and send them to get you

 

[Lobo]

Makes pumpkin pie

Reincarnates Hitler

 

[[Nook]]

Shoots him.

Shoots you.

 

[D Man 83]

has a bullet proof vest

unleashes zombies

 

[williamd]

unleashes annoying kid to kill them

sends Gir to follow you,and he is invincible

 

[[Nook]]

Pets him.

Makes you cry.

 

[williamd]

watches something funny to stop it

tells Gir to attack you(hes still invincible and you cant pet him)

 

[[Nook]]

Distracts him.

Makes you cry eternally while you're in an empty room, no way to get out (so your solution cannot be getting out), and you're on chair which is attached to your body so if you take it off you die.

 

[williamd]

die and haunt you

as a ghost cry to annoy everyone

 

[[Nook]]

Doesn't care.

Cuts down your favorite object.