The Clickbait Game

[Emolga59]

ELECTRIC SOLDIER PORYGON RETURNS TO GIVE US ALL SEIZURES ?!!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

My favorite Ice Cream place ran out of Cookie Dough Ice Cream

 

[Lucas4080]

MY FAVOURITE ICE CREAM PLACE IS OUT TO GET ME? (The story of why I boycott [redacted].)

I almost tripped over a rock.

 

[Midoriya]

THIS MAN TRIES TO SCALE A MOUNTAIN AND ALMOST FALLS DOWN IT (MUST WATCH)!

I crossed out a day on my calendar.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

LOCAL MAN OFFICIALLY CHANGED THE CALENDAR OF THE WORLD UNITED NATIONS CALLS FOR GLOBAL CRISIS. My switch joycons started drifting.

 

[Midoriya]

SWITCH JOYCONS GO FLYING LIKE A HELICOPTER OUT THE WINDOW IN SLOW MOTION (MUST WATCH) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

I’m reading a chapter in this book.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

WORDS HAVE WAGED WAR AGAINST THE READER (PART 1). Typing on phones are a pain.

 

[MapleSilver]

CRIPPLING DEFECT WILL DESTROY YOUR PHONE IF YOU TRY THIS!

It's raining outside.

 

[MelloDimensions]

THE SKY IS CRYING! END TIMES APPROACHING??

The doctor is in

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I’m going to die....

I got a dog!

 

[Midoriya]

RABID CERBERUS IS LET OUT FROM THE GATES OF THE UNDERWORLD, READY TO REEK HAVOC ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!

I just woke up.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I’m about to eat for the first time in 7 weeks....

I dropped my Nintendo switch!

 

[Shellzilla_515]

NINTENDO HAS PLOTTED MURDER. COMPANY GETS LIFE SENTENCE. I used the washroom.

 

[Princess Mipha]

STRANGER SPLASHED WATER IN THE WASHROOM. ALMOST SLIPPED AND BROKE MY NECK!!!!!111!!1!

Cola has changed their prices.

 

[StarParty8]

*NEW* OMG THE SODA COMPANY COLA HAS PLOTTED SCAMS AGANIST ME AND EVERYONE ELSE *REGARDING SCAMS* *NOT CLICKBAIT*

Your favorite show ends.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

BOYCOTTING (company who made the show) TODAY!

you just ate sushi

 

[Princess Mipha]

MY SUSHI HAD RAW FISH ON IT!! RESTAURANT GETTING SUED FOR TRYING TO POISON ME!!

Your favorite band made an awful song.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

(Band name) IS THE WORST BAND ON EARTH!

I Slept in.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

WHY DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SHOULD BE ABANDONED (SCIENTISTS HAVE PROOF).

I ate lots of fries today.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I HAVE DIABETES!?

I fell asleep.

 

[Princess Mipha]

SECRETLY GOT POISONED?? FELL ASLEEP FOR NO REASON!! *DRUG TEST DONE*

Someone sold me a "new condition" phone, but there was a bit of dust on the screen.