The Clickbait Game

[Neb]

A SECRET ROBBERY? IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!

My dog has fleas.

 

[Clock]

DOG GETS BITTEN BY SEVERAL TINY DANGEROUS AND LIFE THREATENING EXOTIC CREATURES
I dropped ice cream on the floor

 

[Neb]

TASTY PERFECTION DESTROYED IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES (WILL I EVER RECOVER?)

My lizard keeps scratching at his cage.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

REPTILE ALMOST ESCAPED FROM CAPTIVITY (NOT KIDDING) (ALMOST DIED)

A deer ate my mom’s flowers

 

[Neb]

OH DEER! THIS UNTAMED CREATURE OF THE WILD RUINED MY MOTHER'S HANDIWORK!

The Chinese takeout is taking longer than expected.

 

[spawnpoint]

CHINESE TAKEOUT PLACE TRIES TO STEAL FROM ME????? (DIDNT GET MY FOOD)

I went on a walk to the park

 

[Clock]

WALKING TO THE POPULATED FOREST! BEST EXPERIENCE!
I ran out of toilet paper

 

[Katzenjammer]

CAN I GO WITHOUT TOILET PAPER FOR A WHOLE YEAR!? I MIGHT HAVE TO AND YOU MIGHT TOO!

My refrigerator has been making weird noises

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

APPLIANCE ON THE VERGE OF EXPLODING (GONE WRONG)

brushing my teeth

 

[Hikari]

LOCAL DEER ASSAULTS PLAQUE ON TEETH (GONE VIOLENT)

i'm eating spicy ramen

 

[spawnpoint]

I ATE RAMEN AND MY MOUTH CAUGHT ON FIRE!!! (GONE WRONG) (HAD TO CALL 911)

I got a new cat

 

[Neb]

NEW FURRY CHILD ENTERS MY HOME! WILL SHE FIT IN? (SHE DOES!)

I woke up at 11 this morning.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

WENT INTO COMA (NOT JOKING)

I make dinner

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

COOKING GONE WRONG (BURNED HOUSE DOWN)

I stayed up till 3 am

 

[Neb]

NO SLEEP CHALLENGE. I ALMOST PASSED OUT!

I did plank exercises.

 

[Neb]

THIS GRUELING EXERCISE HURT MY BACK! (COULD YOU HANDLE IT?)

It’s hot outside.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

THE AIR IS LAVA CHALLENGE!!!

My hammock is missing

 

[Seastar]

THE LOCAL FOREST CHILD HAS BEEN ROBBED!

I stayed up all night.

 

[Midoriya]

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE CRAZY SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE THAT WERE REVEALED IN THIS ROOM ON THIS NIGHT (GONE CRAZY) (DEFINITELY NOT CLICKBAIT)!

I’m about to go to sleep.

 

[Neb]

LOCAL DEKU ANTICIPATES COMA.

I’m waiting for a text.